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#1
Hey fellow UG Jews, happy new year (I forgot to post 10 days ago), and happy (if you can call it that) Yom Kippur.

Are you guys fasting?
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#3
How long do you guys fast for, I'm not jewish so I wouldn't know.
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How long do you guys fast for, I'm not jewish so I wouldn't know.


24 hours, starting at sundown (which is right now) till next sundown.
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#6
Jews Im happy for you and I'm gonna let you finish but Kwanzaa is the best holiday of all time!


Are we still doing that or has it fallen out of favor?
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#7
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Jews Im happy for you and I'm gonna let you finish but Kwanzaa is the best holiday of all time!


Are we still doing that or has it fallen out of favor?


It's slowing down, but that one gets a lol for unexpectedness. Here, you can have your lol now:

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#9
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Jews Im happy for you and I'm gonna let you finish but Kwanzaa is the best holiday of all time!

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#10
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damn beat me to it

and no, Im enjoying a good meal here.

but, if you want to starve because magic is real then be my guest
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#11
Back on topic, do any of you think fasting is kind of pointless for Yom Kippur? The only reason I do it is because tradition says so and my parents would get pissed if I didn't.
Honestly, the purpose of fasting for Yom Kippur is to focus on how you shall change yourself and all, but I'd be able to think clearer when I'm not hungry. :P Just my thoughts.
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#12
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Jews Im happy for you and I'm gonna let you finish but Kwanzaa is the best holiday of all time!


Are we still doing that or has it fallen out of favor?

oooooooh I get it


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#13
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damn beat me to it

and no, Im enjoying a good meal here.

but, if you want to starve because magic is real then be my guest


You're so cool, I wish I could be an conceited arrogant fuck too.
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#16
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You're so cool, I wish I could be an ignorant fuck too.


Ignorance is the state in which one lacks knowledge, is unaware of something or chooses to subjectively ignore information

So the person who believes in no god is ignorant, yeah that makes sense...
#17
Guys this thread is for Yom Kippur, if you want to debate whether or not god is real, go to the religion thread.
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#18
Better?


EDIT: What exactly is Yom Kippur about?
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#19
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You're so cool, I wish I could be an correct fuck too.


Nah, but I've done it for you as your clearly incapable.

It makes your grammar poor though, but you can live with it.
#20
Nice grammar.

Now stop derailing the thread.
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#21
1. No eating and drinking
2. No wearing of leather shoes
3. No bathing or washing
4. No anointing oneself with perfumes or lotions
5. No marital relations

Those be the rules, you'd better hope to god you aren't wearing loafers.
#22
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Ignorance is the state in which one lacks knowledge, is unaware of something or chooses to subjectively ignore information

So the person who believes in no god is ignorant, yeah that makes sense...


And picking an argument in a thread that you have no involvement in as you have bluntly stated, does? Leave it alone.

And a happy yom kippur to all, ill make a note to say it to a couple of jewish friends now i've been reminded
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#24
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damn beat me to it

and no, Im enjoying a good meal here.

but, if you want to starve because magic is real then be my guest


May I ask why you are deliberately posting in a thread about people's beliefs and simply mocking them? Please try not to be so disrespectful.

EDIT: Pipsicles, this applies to you too.
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#26
L'chaim, mazel tov, and ts you should have said happy jew year in the first post
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#27
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May I ask why you are deliberately posting in a thread about people's beliefs and simply mocking them? Please try not to be so disrespectful.

EDIT: Pipsicles, this applies to you too.

not being disrespectful

if you want to believe that magic is real and not eat because of that, be my guest.

I wont stop you.

Im OK with it.

Go ahead.

I dont care.

Have fun.

Bonjour. (I know it doesnt mean that, but I fugured this thread needed some foreign languages)
Bands I must see in concert
Silvertide
The Black Crowes
Jackyl
Black Stone Cherry
AC/DC
StoneRider
Freedomhawk
The Darkness and/or the sideprojects of the band members
Buckcherry
The Answer

Theres more. But those are the main ones
#28
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damn beat me to it

and no, Im enjoying a good meal here.

but, if you want to starve because magic is real then be my guest


hey UGers. let's play "Guess Who Just Got Warned!"
#DTWD
#30
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not being disrespectful

if you want to believe that magic is real and not eat because of that, be my guest.

I wont stop you.

Im OK with it.

Go ahead.

I dont care.

Have fun.

Bonjour. (I know it doesnt mean that, but I fugured this thread needed some foreign languages)


Saying somebody's beliefs are fantasies is a little disrespectful. Now, before you think I'm some religious lunatic, I'm not. I'm hardly a religious person, I just know what the word "disrespectful" means. You have no place being rude in this thread.

EDIT: Thank you Primusfan for clearing this up..
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#31
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Nah, but I've done it for you as your clearly incapable.

It makes your grammar poor though, but you can live with it.


warned for spam. stop trying to turn this into a fight. was your "atheist reporting in" post even necessary in any sense of the word? no. you're just trying to start something.

warned.
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#33
So you guys are supposed to not eat or bathe while thinking about yourselves? I dungeddit.

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#34
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So you guys are supposed to not eat or bathe while thinking about yourselves? I dungeddit.


it's self-discipline. something a ton of people lack nowadays. the reason everyone on UG is stupid.

including myself. i'm laaaazy.
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#36
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it's self-discipline. something a ton of people lack nowadays. the reason everyone on UG is stupid.

including myself. i'm laaaazy.

But... bathing? If I don't get a shower in the morning I feel like a giant lump of grease and filth all day. That would be one depressing holiday.

Oh well Where did it come from?

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#37
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But... bathing? If I don't get a shower in the morning I feel like a giant lump of grease and filth all day. That would be one depressing holiday.

Oh well Where did it come from?


if i recall correctly, it's a day of atonement. what they used to do was "put the sins of the community" into a goat. then they led the goat to a cliff and sacrificed it (throwing it off i think).

it's kind of a type for the sacrifice of christ in a way. it's symbolic in any event and i doubt many people kill goats anymore. but anyway ... it's a day of atonement and reflection. hence fasting.

and yeah you'd feel dirty. but it's supposed to take you out of your comfort zone.
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#38
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if i recall correctly, it's a day of atonement. what they used to do was "put the sins of the community" into a goat. then they led the goat to a cliff and sacrificed it (throwing it off i think).

it's kind of a type for the sacrifice of christ in a way. it's symbolic in any event and i doubt many people kill goats anymore. but anyway ... it's a day of atonement and reflection. hence fasting.

and yeah you'd feel dirty. but it's supposed to take you out of your comfort zone.



Animal sacrifices stopped when the Temple was destroyed by the Romans.
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#39
Huzzah for the Jews!

I'm not fasting this year, nor did I last year, because of a medical condition. I'm not going to temple either- I'm a bad Jew. But hey, I love the people!

I did used to fast and bagels never tasted so good.
If only summer rain would fall, on the houses and the boulevards
And the sidewalk bagatelles, it's like a dream
With the roar of cars and the lulling of the cafe bars,
The sweetly sleeping sweeping of the Seine...
#40
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i didnt have to go to the temple cuz i had a fever

Lucky bastard =P.
I had a fever for all of Rosh Hashannah, but it cleared up in time for everyone's favorite holiday, so now I can fast and listen to 2-hour long crappy sermons.

Also, if you're reform or even conservative, you don't really do anything but fast (I'm reform). I bathe, brush my teeth, and drink water for medicine (allergies), but orthodox Jews go through everything. It's crazy. If you're orthodox, have a few thousand kudos from me.

EDIT: also so you pitmonkeys can learn something today, Yom Kippur is the day of atonement. It's not happy at all, really. You recognize your sins and that everyone sins, then set goals for the upcoming year basically. Rosh Hashannah is the new year itself, Yom Kippur is 10 days after.
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