#1
Kool story, bro....

Thanks!


*ahem*


Allright, so, on Facebook, this girl added me, and she has all these slutty pictures of her on there, and in her info it says "looking for guys in ________ between 18-30.

She has added 4 of my other friends (I know all 4 of them). My name, and all of our mutual friends names start with Br.

She told me to add her on msn, so I did, and she asked how old I was, and I said 17, and she said she was 23, and she asked if I was old enough for sex, and I said yes, and that was the end of the conversation.

Now, like 4 weeks later, she tells me to add her again (I said OK I will even though I knew I had her), and she asks my age, and I say 18, and when I ask her she says she is 24. She aks what region I'm in, and turns out she lives across the city. She then asks me if I workout, and I said yes, because I have been lately (lol).

SO two questions arise from this ongoing experience.

A) How do I continue conversing?

B) Is she some kind of predator that wants to wear my skin and throw me in a pit in *his?* basement? Or is she a legitimate weiner-fiend?
#4
spambot is spambot
or you could **** her and get 62.50 pounds or euros or whatever he is getting for piggy
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#7
Sweet brah sounds like you're in for a rippin case of gonnasyphaherpalaids.
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#8
Sounds a little suspicious. Bring a female friend. You know, for protection
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#12
This is Legit!

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#13
If you honestly think any of that is legitimate and you should pursue this further then all I can say is, "Godspeed sir. And good luck."


But seriously, you are going to get drugged and raped by a 50 year old man.