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#1
Yeah! It's finally time! Ever since the Gold and Silver one died, I've just been waiting to do this one! I figure that now is as good a timer as ever! So here goes!

We're going to loosely follow the story of Pokemon Red/Blue. But I'm adding in Green to travel with us. I expect that since this is The Pit we're posting in, there's going to be a lot of fapping and raping in the story, but let's try to cut down on that a little bit for this story. There was more than enough in the last one. Also, I don't want to be the only one writing, so whoever wants to can write a story or two as long as you let everyone know. Hopefully this thread won't die out too quickly.

Character List:
Pkmn Professor = Prof. Oak

Us = Red (Male)

Rival = Blue (Male)

Our traveling companion/Blue's Cousin = Green (Female)

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You open your eyes to the Pokemon poster on the celling right above your bed. On it, you see the three starter Pokemon you'll get to choose from today. Charmander, Squirtle, or Bulbasaur. It's been on your mind for weeks, but now that it's your birthday and you're finally 16 years old, the time has come for you to make that decision. You get up and get dressed. You put on your pants and your belt with slots for Pokeballs. You put on your socks and your favorite sneakers. You look for a shirt, but it you apparently forgot to pick one out last night. You walk to your dresser and pick out the first shirt you see. On top of your dresser you see a picture frame with a picture of your father in it. You haven't seen him since you were 5 years old, because he went out on his Pokemon journey. That's the main reason your doing this today, to follow in his footsteps. You walk downstairs to see your mother making you some scrambled eggs.

"Hey babe, come eat! Today's your big day!" she says.

"I don't know, I really don't want to be late."

She sighs, "Oh, alright then. I packed your backpack. It's right by the door. Don't forget it."
You give her a hug and run for the door. You grab your bag and run for the door.
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You run to Oak's lab and walk over to where you see his two grandchildren the same age as you, Green and Blue.

"Hey! About time you showed up!" Blue yells, "I've been fed up with waiting!"

"Oh Blue, shut up!" Green says, "Happy Birthday, Red." You blush a little bit and turn away so she doesn't see. Then the Professor walks out of the back room.

"Ah! Red! Nice of you to show up!" he presses a button on a nearby table and up rises three red and white balls. "Why don't you have first pick? The left one is Charmander, the middle is Squirtle, and the right one is Bulbasaur. Choose!"

Do you choose...
A. Charmander
B. Squirtle
C. Bulbasaur

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PhillyEDIT: Although I'm sure you would all love to read though the entire thread with all of our witty banter in between story lines, I think I'll just leave these here. Courtesy of androidred0100.
Attachments:
CYOA1.txt
CYOA2.txt
CYOA3.txt
CYOA4.txt
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Last edited by PhillyHendrix at Jan 16, 2010,
#3
B.

****in Squirtle all the way.
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#7
B, I love Squirtle. And great job making this thread at the most inconvient time Philly.


EDIT: Can Blue be us and Red be the rival? Blue is the best color.
Last edited by GuitarGod_92 at Sep 28, 2009,
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Quote by GuitarGod_92
B, I love Squirtle. And great job making this thread at the most inconvient time Philly.


EDIT: Can Blue be us and Red my the rival? Blue is the best color.



Sorry bout that!

Anyway, so who's in the lead? Squritle, right? Please be Squirtle!
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#11
I'll be here waiting to ruin yet another CYOA. Which I still think was a great story but someone *glares at Philly* didn't like it.
#14
Quote by GuitarGod_92
I'll be here waiting to ruin yet another CYOA. Which I still think was a great story but someone *glares at Philly* didn't like it.


It just got a little bit weird. That's all.


So anyway, does anyone else want to write? Or should I go ahead and do it. Looks like Squirtle won by a landslide.
... I think. Someone double check and see if I'm right about that.
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#16
Quote by PhillyHendrix

Sorry bout that!

Anyway, so who's in the lead? Squritle, right? Please be Squirtle!


He is, but goddamn, those fuckin' Water-types always win.

*does not like Water-types that much*
#17
Quote by Holy Katana
He is, but goddamn, those fuckin' Water-types always win.

*does not like Water-types that much*


Water types are my favorite!
Anyway I'll write!

*Begins writing*
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#18
Quote by Holy Katana
He is, but goddamn, those fuckin' Water-types always win.

*does not like Water-types that much*


Misty was the best.
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Quote by CrossBack7
Momie's like not even a real person, just an asian, lesbian spirit.
#19
Philly used to be the Water Type Gym Leader, but apparently he is now the Least Funny user. He must have been beat too many times, and had to hang up his Pokebelt.
#20
Quote by Momentosis
Misty was the best.


You just like her DFC.

I like Ice more, honestly. Although my favorites are Grass and Fire.
Last edited by Holy Katana at Sep 28, 2009,
#21
A. Charmander is a rapist.
WHY IS EVERYONE IN THE PIT A FUCKING METALCORE KID
#24
My favorite types are Ice (even though most ice pokemon are lame-looking) and Ghost.


Well I'm claiming my role of residential sex scene writer. I think Philly and pbiggie can vouch for me, when I say I write one hell of a sex scene.
#25
B Wins! Yay, water types!
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"I'll take Squirtle!" you say as you pick up the ball.

"Ok then! I'm going to take Bulbasaur!" Blue pushes past you and takes the ball on the right.

"Well, I guess that leaves me with Charmander." Green takes the remaining ball. You turn around to leave when Blue stops you.

"Hey! You're not leaving without a battle!" He throws his Pokeball and out comes the tiny dinosaur like Pokemon.

"You're on!" you toss your ball into the air, "Go Squirtle!" In a beam of white energy, out comes the chubby little water turtle.

"Okay, Bulbasaur! Use Tackle!"

"BULBA!" It growled and charged at Squirtle. Critical Hit!

"Squirtle! Tackle it right back!" Squirtle dove at it but the Bulbasaur sidestepped at the last second.

"Ha-ha! Too easy! Finish it, Bulbasaur!" The Bulbasaur ran full speed at Squirtle and rammed its head into it. Another Critical Hit! Squirtle Fainted!

"No! Squirtle!" You run to the Pokemon and hold it in your arms.

Blue recalled Bulbasaur into his ball. "Alright, I'm going to make my pokemon battle to toughen it up. Smell ya later!" He walked out.

Do you...
A. Follow him and kick him in the face
B. Ask Oak to heal your Pokemon
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Last edited by PhillyHendrix at Sep 28, 2009,
#26
A.

Smack that mofo up!
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#27
B.

Revenge is not the road to travel.
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Momie's like not even a real person, just an asian, lesbian spirit.
#28
WHAT how could he I don't even THIS IS AN OUTRAGE

A

Alternatively, C: Put the moves on his sister and have sex with her! Not appropriate? Oh ok
#30
Quote by GuitarGod_92
Well I'm claiming my role of residential sex scene writer. I think Philly and pbiggie can vouch for me, when I say I write one hell of a sex scene.


Oh most definitely.

So, who wants to write the next one?


Quote by st.stephen
WHAT how could he I don't even THIS IS AN OUTRAGE

A

Alternatively, C: Put the moves on his sister and have sex with her! Not appropriate? Oh ok


All in good time.
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Last edited by PhillyHendrix at Sep 28, 2009,
#32
Quote by PhillyHendrix
B Wins! Yay, water types!
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"I'll take Squirtle!" you say as you pick up the ball.

"Ok then! I'm going to take Bulbasaur!" Blue pushes past you and takes the ball on the right.

"Well, I guess that leaves me with Charmander." Green takes the remaining ball. You turn around to leave when Blue stops you.

"Hey! You're not leaving without a battle!" He throws his Pokeball and out comes the tiny dinosaur like Pokemon.

"You're on!" you toss your ball into the air, "Go Squirtle!" In a beam of white energy, out comes the chubby little water turtle.

"Okay, Bulbasaur! Use Tackle!"

"BULBA!" It growled and charged at Squirtle. Critical Hit!

"Squirtle! Tackle it right back!" Squirtle dove at it but the Bulbasaur sidestepped at the last second.

"Ha-ha! Too easy! Finish it, Bulbasaur!" The Bulbasaur ran full speed at Squirtle and rammed its head into it. Another Critical Hit! Squirtle Fainted!

"No! Squirtle!" You run to the Pokemon and hold it in your arms.

Blue recalled Bulbasaur into his ball. "Alright, I'm going to make my pokemon battle to toughen it up. Smell ya later!" He walked out.

Do you...
A. Follow him and kick him in the face
B. Ask Oak to heal your Pokemon


Zep_Shizzle Wrote this:

B.Ask Oak to heal your Pokemon.

"Professor! My squirtle fainted!"

"relax" he say " its a mild injury"

*heals Squirtle*

Oak: "there ya go good as new!"

Whats next?

A. Thank Oak And be on your way

B.Say Goodbye to Mom
Classical Guitarist
Last edited by Zep_shizzle at Sep 28, 2009,
#33
B.

I can write very good sex scenes, although they can be a bit, uh, graphic.

Zep_shizzle, urdoinitwrong.
Last edited by Holy Katana at Sep 28, 2009,
#34
C. Smack blue in the face for teh lulz
The gear:

* Epiphone Les Paul Custom
* Schecter Jeff Loomis Signature 7 String
* Fender Squier P Bass
* Blackstar Stage HT-60
* Original Crybaby
* EHX Small Clone
* Boss DD-3
#35
have Squirtle curb stomp his ass for the exp!
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I have no opinion on this matter.
#36
Quote by Holy Katana
B.

I can write very good sex scenes, although they can be a bit, uh, graphic.

Zep_shizzle, urdoinitwrong.

My sex scenes are always graphic. That's why they are so good. You'll soon come to realize that we have no morals when it comes to raising our little pokemon champ.
#37
Quote by Holy Katana
B.

I can write very good sex scenes, although they can be a bit, uh, graphic.

Zep_shizzle, urdoinitwrong.



isuck
Classical Guitarist
#39
Squirtle needs sunglasses. go to the store, and buy him a pair of stylish sunglasses.

do it now.
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I have no opinion on this matter.
#40
Quote by Zep_shizzle

isuck

Don't worry about it. But next time:
1) Choose the most voted answer.
2) Call out that your writing before you write it so we won't mix stories together.