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#41
Quote by Holy Katana
B.

I can write very good sex scenes, although they can be a bit, uh, graphic.

Zep_shizzle, urdoinitwrong.


Indeed, he is.

Anyway, guys. I'm going to bed for now. Can I expect to see some progress by the time I check in tomorrow? I hope so.


Quote by Zugunruhe
Squirtle needs sunglasses. go to the store, and buy him a pair of stylish sunglasses.

do it now.


Oh, hell yes! This! This! This!
#57 in UG Top 100 2010!

I really ought to get my username changed...
Last edited by PhillyHendrix at Sep 28, 2009,
#43
its my first time............

norlly, i dont know how to do this
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#45
Quote by Zep_shizzle
its my first time............

norlly, i dont know how to do this

You'll get used to it.


Unfortunately I need to go to bed as well. Like Philly said make some progress, but try to keep it under 25 pages because I don't want to read a lot Last Pokemon CYOA I had to read like 40 pages to catch up
#46
Quote by Holy Katana
I thought that sexually explicit text was against the rules. If it's not, then I learned something new today.

There was that sex cyoa that rabidguitarist started.
Albums I Must Obtain
Call me Paul. I prefer that.
Quote by fretsonfire74
I think you're my soulmate
#47
I vote A.

I also call dibs on writing the scene. I'll just wait for everyone to finish voting.

In addition, I declare myself UG's Dark Type Gym Leader.

#48
Quote by Yahto Sun
I vote A.

I also call dibs on writing the scene. I'll just wait for everyone to finish voting.

buy Squirtle sunglasses or gtfo.
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I have no opinion on this matter.
#49
Quote by Yahto Sun
I vote A.

I also call dibs on writing the scene. I'll just wait for everyone to finish voting.

In addition, I declare myself UG's Dark Type Gym Leader.


ugh, that houndoom brings back bad memories from the last cyoa.
Albums I Must Obtain
Call me Paul. I prefer that.
Quote by fretsonfire74
I think you're my soulmate
#50
you can declare yourself a gym leader?
SWEET!

Im Officially Declare Myself As UG's Fire Gym Leader!!

SWEET!
i expect to lose alot lol. i dont care this will be fun
Classical Guitarist
Last edited by Zep_shizzle at Sep 28, 2009,
#54
A, with a stop off at the sunglasses shop.
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#55
A it is.

Cradling Squirtle in your arms, you place him on a lab bench before holding the Pokeball out, taking the unconscious turtle back into it. Your ears are red with humiliation and anger, and you gulp back a blockage in your throat.

Green walks over to you, arms open.

'Oh, Red, I'm sorry. My brother thinks winning is all there is to life...'

You join hands with her, eyes cast downwards.

'Green...'

'Yes, Red?'

'So do I' you snarl, before bolting out of the Lab. Blue is swaggering around through town, instructing his Bulbasaur Gary (as he has christened it) to head-butt the children playing out the front of his house.

You know you have to stop him, but you also remember how badly your Pokemon was shamed last time. You may not be able to overpower Blue in battle, but you can surely out-style him.

Taking a pair of these:

from an elderly man who is also watching the children, you sneak up behind Blue...

'Hey, buttmunch!' you scream as you tackle him from behind, knocking his legs out from underneath him and letting him fall to the ground with a SMACK!!

As he lies there in pain you kick him twice; once in the face, bloodying his nose, and once in the crotch (which is oddly flat).

Gary tries to step in between the two of you and succeeds in blocking your kicking leg, but you manage to pivot around and stomp on the finger's of Blue's left hand. Going in for the kill, you-

'RED!!! STOPPPP!!!!'

It's Green. You are not sure why she is screaming at you. Do you:

A: Assume she hates violence and wants you to stop beating her bro up.
B: Assume she wants you to wait for her to join in.
C: Say 'Yeah, what? I'm kinda busy here.'
Last edited by Yahto Sun at Sep 28, 2009,
#56
Quote by Zugunruhe
A, with a stop off at the sunglasses shop.


Fine, but as soon as we get to Celadon, we're gonna hack some TMs. I want a Squirtle with a weird moveset!
#57
Perhaps i should kill this thread prematurely?

A:

Red rushes to do whatever A was (i forgot) but on his way, in a flash your beloved Squirtle falls in a deep and rocky ditch dying on impact. What to do now?

A) Find Squirtle and devour his broken remains for sustenance
B) Rape Green and take her Charmander
C) Exact vengeance on the world that wronged you
Chelsea FC



Quote by Blues Hippie
As for the swim team member that drowned, it just means the swim team just got a lot better. Same with him too, it's time to move on, the weakest link is gone...
#58
Quote by TOMMYB22
Perhaps i should kill this thread prematurely?

A:

Red rushes to do whatever A was (i forgot) but on his way, in a flash your beloved Squirtle falls in a deep and rocky ditch dying on impact. What to do now?

A) Find Squirtle and devour his broken remains for sustenance
B) Rape Green and take her Charmander
C) Exact vengeance on the world that wronged you



^Perhaps we should ignore you and continue the story as previously agreed
UG'S SEXIEST TRANNY 2010

UG'S 3rd HOTTEST CROSSDRESSER 2011
#59
Quote by Brick23
^Perhaps we should ignore you and continue the story as previously agreed

+1
Classical Guitarist
#60
Quote by Zep_shizzle
+1


Oh your one to talk!

Alright, i just wrote it for teh lulz anyway.
Chelsea FC



Quote by Blues Hippie
As for the swim team member that drowned, it just means the swim team just got a lot better. Same with him too, it's time to move on, the weakest link is gone...
#61
Quote by TOMMYB22
Oh your one to talk!

Alright, i just wrote it for teh lulz anyway.

QUIET YOU!!
Classical Guitarist
#63
B....
[img]http://i.imgur.com/LYZyCdp.gif[/img]


Quote by CrossBack7
Momie's like not even a real person, just an asian, lesbian spirit.
#64
A...
UG'S SEXIEST TRANNY 2010

UG'S 3rd HOTTEST CROSSDRESSER 2011
#65
C.

"Squirtle puts on the sunglasses and is instantly able to speak perfect english. his voice role will be played by robin williams on coke."

is this awesome?
Y/N?
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#66
theres something wrong if a 10 year old is beating the shi,t out of someone else but then again it is the pit controlling him

but anyway A
Quote by JimmyBanks6
this man is of knowledge


Woo someone said i was smart, how silly
#67
Quote by Yahto Sun
Zep, I challenge you to a battle.

RHYHORN, GO!!!

Typhlosion DIG!

Amidoinitrite?
Classical Guitarist
#68
Quote by Zep_shizzle
QUIET YOU!!


I'm warning you, i'm a ninja-super saiyan-pokemon master.

My Charizard may have to destroy you,
Chelsea FC



Quote by Blues Hippie
As for the swim team member that drowned, it just means the swim team just got a lot better. Same with him too, it's time to move on, the weakest link is gone...
#69
Quote by Zep_shizzle
Typhlosion DIG!

Amidoinitrite?


On second thought, let's just team up against Tommy.

Houndoom used Crunch!

And Zugunruhe, I vote Y.
#70
Quote by Yahto Sun
On second thought, let's just team up against Tommy.

Houndoom used Crunch!

And Zugunruhe, I vote Y.

Yes

Typhlosion use Slash!

@tommy: oh yeah? well im a chuck norris.
Classical Guitarist
#71
CHARIZARD USED EARTHQUAKE!!!

was super-effective

TOMMYB22 uses victory pose with one foot on top of pile of dead pokemanz

TOMMYB22's Ego stat sharply rose
Chelsea FC



Quote by Blues Hippie
As for the swim team member that drowned, it just means the swim team just got a lot better. Same with him too, it's time to move on, the weakest link is gone...
#72
Philly'll probably kill this thread...

lols
[img]http://i.imgur.com/LYZyCdp.gif[/img]


Quote by CrossBack7
Momie's like not even a real person, just an asian, lesbian spirit.
#74
Quote by Zugunruhe
C.

"Squirtle puts on the sunglasses and is instantly able to speak perfect english. his voice role will be played by robin williams on coke."

is this awesome?
Y/N?

yes if squirtle sounds like genie from aladdin .
Albums I Must Obtain
Call me Paul. I prefer that.
Quote by fretsonfire74
I think you're my soulmate
#75
Quote by Yahto Sun
*throws Master ball at Tommy*

*master ball failed, can't catch other trainers pokemon* hes mine bitch
Quote by JimmyBanks6
this man is of knowledge


Woo someone said i was smart, how silly
#76
Quote by pbiggie
yes if squirtle sounds like genie from aladdin .

"Ten thousand years in the pokeball will give you SUCH a crick in the NECK!"
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#77
Quote by Zugunruhe
"Ten thousand years in the pokeball will give you SUCH a crick in the NECK!"




I was picturing the voice as more like Danny Devito.
#78
Quote by mini flea
*master ball failed, can't catch other trainers pokemon* hes mine bitch


You can in Colosseum, bitch. That's why I lurve it so much.

C.
#79
Quote by Yahto Sun


I was picturing the voice as more like Danny Devito.

he does like water boarding bitches.
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#80
A, don't want to get on Green's bad side.
I think its time to pack your things lets go,
To a place where we both know,
And dont worry, I'll drive real slow,
Spend some time before we go..