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#1
Pit, for those of you who don't know, the "new" Vegemite-cheesier, milder Vegemite with "NAME ME" on the tin-has finally gotten a name. Out of hundreds of entries, the food company Kraft chose...

iSnack 2.0

iSnack... 2.0

"Vegemite for the next generation"


Pit...what are your thoughts on this?
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#2
Vegemite-Now whit less then 15% Yest-infection.
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#3
It sounds like AIDS in a jar.


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#4
It's a total bullshit name. I hate it already. I would've just called it EPIC in capital letters.

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#5
That is the worst name for anything.
Ever.
I haven't heard of one Australian who likes the name.

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It's a total bullshit name. I hate it already. I would've just called it EPIC in capital letters.


CEO for Vegemite: Hmm...this Hartman fellow makes a good point. But will the kids like it?
Vice President: Well....EPIC2.0?
CEO: Love it!
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Original Vegemite FTW!!!!

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#7
My thought is that this is possibly one of the worst named products I can think of. It's just stupid.

I like vegemite. I didn't even mind the bit of this stuff that I tried when it was called "name me" or whatever. But really "iSnack 2.0 " ? What the hell is that even suposed to be? It's not technology that's pretending to be Apple Mac. Neither is it really a snack. Stupid Stupid!!! Really stupid.

Not a fan of the name basically.

Add to the fact that it has more fat (I think?) and less taste than vegemite and your onto a real winner!
#8
Yeah, I haven't heard of any person who likes the name. It's like two crappy naming conventions (i____ and ____2.0) have been smeared together in a disgusting, tasteless mix. The taste aside (which is terrible enough in it's own right, watered down, eughr), I really don't think Kraft will stick with the name...it's terrible, the youth culture finds it stupid and the older people won't understand it and will get alienated.
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#9
Ooh wow it sounds so techy and edgy, the kids will love it!

They should've called it XTreme Times Ten to the MAX!! - mite
And then put a picture of a skateboarding polar bear on it forming some rad devil horns with his hand. That would appeal to "tha kidz"

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#10
My god!

Stupidest name ever! And to think i loved vegemite all these years, and look what has become of it

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CEO for Vegemite: Hmm...this Hartman fellow makes a good point. But will the kids like it?
Vice President: Well....EPIC2.0?
CEO: Love it!

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#12
They might just as well have named it "Vegemite, we try to appeal to a younger social demographic, although because of our poor marketing and connection with the youth we came up with such a terrible name it will be actually be physically damaging our company."
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Whoah.

How do you make the upside down exclamation mark?
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Its bloody stupid, why did they need a new name.
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#17
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Whoah.

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#18
Fuck, 'Name me' was much better. Or 'Anchovies'.
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i cringed when i saw the ad
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#21
I liked my suggestion better...

"Not as good as Vegemite"

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Fuck, 'Name me' was much better. Or 'Anchovies'.

They should have just named it "Lame". Have you tasted it? It's fucken weak.
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#23
they should have called it coonymite (australians should get it)
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#24
*sigh* It's almost as bad as McDonald's "i'm lovin' it" slogan, the reasoning behind which was "Lack of capitalisation + excessive contractions will make us seem hip and trendy to all the kiddies because we understand their txt speak"
#27
How does the taste compare to original vegemite?

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How does the taste compare to original vegemite?

It's Vegemite mixed with cream cheese. So it's like Vegemite for Americans cause it doesn't taste as strong.
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It's Vegemite mixed with cream cheese. So it's like Vegemite for Americans cause it doesn't taste as strong.

Bah. Pussies.

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stupid snack whomps.

srsly.
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they should have called it coonymite (australians should get it)

LOL

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what the hell kind of name is that seriously warm ass juice would have been better....

should have let UG name it lol
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#33
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Whoah.

How do you make the upside down exclamation mark?

hahahaaha


anyway... that name really is a bullsh!t...
naming products with an i is good for apple but other companies... its gone to f---ing far
possibly the worst name ever
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#34
the name's bad but have you seen the stuff? it looks like baby sh*t. but the when I saw the ad I thought it was a joke, it nearly ruined the grand final for me. Vege****e's a good name for it
#35
It's called "The marketing department for Vegemite are so fucking out of touch they actually thought this was a good idea."

There's the little i in front, because, you know, everything that sells has that little i in front these days so it must be hip.
Then there's the v2.0, which the marketing department clearly didn't realise applies to computer applications.
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#36
they should've called it Vegemild.
??? Fund: cba to keep up with it.
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I'm not Australian and what is this?


crappy version of a great food that the Americans thought could bring in some profit after they bought our company
#38
May I be the first to say
FUCK!

What the shit is this? Worst. Name. Ever.
And it doesn't even taste any different. It's just weaker, meaning you need more of it.
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they should have called it coonymite (australians should get it)


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