#2
She's rich. Mildly decent. No penis.


I'd do it too.
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#3
I would.
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#4
Madonna is marrying Jesus?

Game over man, game over.
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#5
I read his name as Jesus Lulz.


I would.
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#11
Quote by Misticalz
She's rich. Mildly decent. No penis.


I'd do it too.


+1
I will stand by all this drinking if it helps me through these days,
It takes a long time just to get this all straight.
#12
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I would. Would much prefer if it was Madonna circa Ray of Light, but whatever.



yeah she was actually at her fittest then.
#17
I'd do it. She's not ugly, and it doesn't mean you'd have to sex her every day. In return you get lots of money and stuff.
Oh, you wouldn't want an angel watching over
Surprise, surprise, they wouldn't wanna watch
#21
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guys.. she's FIFTY ONE.



Every hole is a goal.....as well as the £150 million fortune.
#23
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**** rot from that decrepid ***** isn't worth 150 mill



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#24


Not if my life depended on it.

Also, do you make a thread for every single inconsequential news article you see?
#26
I would, even with her horribly veiny arms
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#27
Actually, I changed my mind. I'll just find a way to get rich withou marrying madonna.
Oh, you wouldn't want an angel watching over
Surprise, surprise, they wouldn't wanna watch
#28
I wouldn't marry her.

1) I don't really believe in marriage.
2) she's OLD.
3) I find her repulsive.
4) I don't find her attractive nor interesting at all.
5) I don't stay with someone for their money either.
RIP Bernie Mac
RIP Michael Jackson

FUCK YOU DIME!

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#29
No.

And did anyone else think it said "Jesus lulz"?
Is it still a God Complex if I really am God?

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#30
Quote by Primus2112
I read his name as Jesus Lulz.


I would.

me too,
damn internet...corrupting my..errr...head organ...


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