#2
She's rich. Mildly decent. No penis.


I'd do it too.
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#3
I would.
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#4
Madonna is marrying Jesus?

Game over man, game over.
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#5
I read his name as Jesus Lulz.


I would.
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#11
Quote by Misticalz
She's rich. Mildly decent. No penis.


I'd do it too.


+1
I will stand by all this drinking if it helps me through these days,
It takes a long time just to get this all straight.
#12
Quote by Deliriumbassist
I would. Would much prefer if it was Madonna circa Ray of Light, but whatever.



yeah she was actually at her fittest then.
#17
I'd do it. She's not ugly, and it doesn't mean you'd have to sex her every day. In return you get lots of money and stuff.
#21
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guys.. she's FIFTY ONE.



Every hole is a goal.....as well as the £150 million fortune.
#23
Quote by JackalUK
**** rot from that decrepid ***** isn't worth 150 mill



Ted Bundy never got **** rot
#24


Not if my life depended on it.

Also, do you make a thread for every single inconsequential news article you see?
#26
I would, even with her horribly veiny arms
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#27
Actually, I changed my mind. I'll just find a way to get rich withou marrying madonna.
#28
I wouldn't marry her.

1) I don't really believe in marriage.
2) she's OLD.
3) I find her repulsive.
4) I don't find her attractive nor interesting at all.
5) I don't stay with someone for their money either.
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FUCK YOU DIME!

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#29
No.

And did anyone else think it said "Jesus lulz"?
Is it still a God Complex if I really am God?

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#30
Quote by Primus2112
I read his name as Jesus Lulz.


I would.

me too,
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