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#1
Sure, girlfriends are nice, but being single has its pluses.

I thought we'd start a thread where we can point out the best things about being single so that we cheer up the folks that were recently dumped, have dumped, or haven't had a gf in ages.

So, pit, post your Good Reason to Stay Single!

My turn: You save a bunch of money.

Go, go, go!
#6
Quote by Philip_pepper
Sure, girlfriends are nice, but being single has its pluses.

I thought we'd start a thread where we can point out the best things about being single so that we cheer up the folks that were recently dumped, have dumped, or haven't had a gf in ages.

So, pit, post your Good Reason to Stay Single!

My turn: You save a bunch of money.

Go, go, go!



Those are called hookers, real girl friends are free.
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#7
drinking alone is more fun


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Fucking win S&R!
#8
You don't have to do **** for anyone.
I will stand by all this drinking if it helps me through these days,
It takes a long time just to get this all straight.
#9
Quote by Birchall17
Those are called hookers, real girl friends are free.



you've never had a girlfriend if you actually believe that's true. a girlfriend will EASILY cost you more than anything else in your life.
#10
girlfriends take time and money, not having one means you have all your time and money to yourself!
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#13
I can't see this thread becoming particularly long to be honest
Quote by Wesseem
If there was ever a situation in which it was all about survival of the fittest i can tell you right off the bat that the majority of fatties are not gonna make it
#14
gives you a bunch of time to realise why need a girlfriend.

I'd know, I've had 17 years of it!
"You're a twat!"- That dude in morrisons

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"You Were a Mistake!" - Mum

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#16
being sad about not having a gf is good inspiration for songwriting


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Fucking win S&R!
#17
no commitment = more options

go down town and the world is your oyster, take a pick
#18
Quote by Lt. Shinysides
you've never had a girlfriend if you actually believe that's true. a girlfriend will EASILY cost you more than anything else in your life.



that statement is false
dearest thing i bought my girlfriend was a beer
i drunk it

either that statements wrong or im a terrible boyfriend
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I don't want to go into detail but it involves my girlfriend, a condom and 10 seconds.

If anyone sigs that I shall be most irritated
#19
there are none >.> thats like saying beind alive is nice, but being dead has it's pluses like no more waking up early ..
#20
Gives me time to find someone who will actually give me blumpkins
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#21
Quote by ilovepepsi
that statement is false
dearest thing i bought my girlfriend was a beer
i drunk it

either that statements wrong or im a terrible boyfriend

Well you're posting in this thread constructively.
#22
You can start chasing girls again, even though that won't be your first interest afterwards.
...marmalade is my jam.
#23
Quote by Lt. Shinysides
you've never had a girlfriend if you actually believe that's true. a girlfriend will EASILY cost you more than anything else in your life.

Unless your girlfriend is loaded... I had a rich girl once, and she wanted to pay for everything. I mean sure it was nice to save some cash, but I did feel my manliness slip a tad.
#24
i think we should rename the thread "cheap excuses to why the pit doesnt have girlfriends"
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#25
Quote by mini flea
i think we should rename the thread "cheap excuses to why the pit doesnt have girlfriends"


lol agree
#26
Quote by Lt. Shinysides
you've never had a girlfriend if you actually believe that's true. a girlfriend will EASILY cost you more than anything else in your life.

you've never bought a house if you actually believe that's true. a house will EASILY cost you more than anything else in your life.
#27
You can invent witty stories of how annoying mushy couples are.

WHOMP

Think of that next time you are not allowed to laugh.
#28
You can walk into a party/club/whatever score with mutiple women and nobody gives a toss.
multicolour random messge!

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#29
Not all of us can
Quote by Wesseem
If there was ever a situation in which it was all about survival of the fittest i can tell you right off the bat that the majority of fatties are not gonna make it
#31
Quote by genghisgandhi
you've never bought a house if you actually believe that's true. a house will EASILY cost you more than anything else in your life.

Because you need a girlfriend to buy a house

You have an opportunity to actually figure out what it is you want in a relationship before getting into another one that you won't want once the novelty wears off.
#32
Quote by Silence&Requiem
being sad about not having a gf is good inspiration for songwriting




true.


#33
Quote by genghisgandhi
you've never bought a house if you actually believe that's true. a house will EASILY cost you more than anything else in your life.



depends on the house and where that house is located though.
#34
Quote by ilovepepsi
that statement is false
dearest thing i bought my girlfriend was a beer
i drunk it

either that statements wrong or im a terrible boyfriend



You're a wonderful boyfriend.
You bought the beer she would have bought for you. She saved her money for better things: clothes or a present for you.
My fingers like to make typos.
#35
Quote by genghisgandhi
you've never bought a house if you actually believe that's true. a house will EASILY cost you more than anything else in your life.

You've never bought a space station, have you? Now that is expensive.
#37
Come on guys, let's get more positive in here!

You can hang out with the old gang without asking the missus for permission.
#38
No annoying brats that you got by accident that you can't stand.
DO YOU LIEK ME???

cause i dont like you


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Lol. If insomniac's were called something less cool like "cock lords" or something I bet there would be significantly less people claiming to be it.
#40
You can look at a woman and not feel guilty about it.
I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


I don't always post on UG, but when I do, I post in the Pit. Stay thirsty my friends.
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