#1
what are some off you favourtie inuendos can be for anything sexual just wondering cause my friend recently had his first happy times (if you get what im saying. hes 14) so we were trying to get some really good ones for it today so yeah what are you favourites
#2
We need some hands innuendo.


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#3
The song by Queen > all.
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#6
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We need some hands innuendo.


cwatididthar?

There's already a handful of those.


>.>
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#7
Quote by Kensai
There's already a handful of those.


>.>


A show of hands for your thoughts:
#8
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A show of hands for your thoughts:


show of hands here
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#9
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A show of hands for your thoughts:


I gotta hand it to you, i lol'd.
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#10
These hand puns are really getting out of hand.

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#11
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These hand puns are really getting out of hand.


Shuv it up yer arse.


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#12
Quote by SteveHouse
These hand puns are really getting out of hand.


then why dont you hand in the towel
#13
Sex is pretty hard at that age.

lolgetit?


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#14
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Sex is pretty hard at that age.

lolgetit?

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#15
Hehe, this reminds me of the thread about the man who was beaten over a cheeseburger and everyone starting to make puns about it.



Good times, anyone with me?
#16
"thats what she said"

im too tired to think of example but its a fun one no the less


oh i got one damn thats small *insert ^^*
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#17
read usertitle.

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#18
I'd Belgium her waffles
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#20
Your friend is instantly cool now.

/sarcasm


I'd bar her measure
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#23
Quote by SMB13
Hehe, this reminds me of the thread about the man who was beaten over a cheeseburger and everyone starting to make puns about it.



Good times, anyone with me?

Pepsi Holocaust > that + infinity. Anyone who was there will agree with me.

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#24
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Pepsi Holocaust > that + infinity. Anyone who was there will agree with me.


...Link?
#25
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then why dont you hand in the towel



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#26
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...Link?

https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1001139&page=2&pp=40&highlight=pepsi

It starts at post #58, and the image that is missing is the bottle/can with a Swastika in the place of the logo and "NAZI" in the place of "pepsi". Palms

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#29
Say "If you know what I mean?" after anything.

I find it better than "That's what she said."
#30
Quote by magnus_maximus
I didn't like how it was Putsched off topic, though.




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na, zi what i did there, mein stayed on topic kumfortably...
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#31
Psh. I'll double your entendre!

Hehehe...
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#32
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read usertitle.




I'd like to read her usertitle.


I wouldn't mind roasting her corn, either, if you know what I mean
#33
obviously, none of us could compete with the todd


I'll have to fire up some scrubs and find my favorite
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