#1
So, I was browsing FSTDT the other day when I was suddenly confronted with this monstrosity!

A small snippet for you...

As His post on the frontline in Berlin—despite the most heroic and superhuman effort—was being overrun by Bolshevik hordes, the Führer chose to perform one last, symbolic act of defiance against the powers of darkness: He elected to stand in faithful solidarity with those thousands of Heroes who had already fallen in the struggle for a new and better world.

His physical body was then consigned to the flames, since which time—all rumors and false reports to the contrary—no man has again seen Him in the flesh, nor has any trace of Him been found. In so doing, He fulfilled the will Higher Destiny, which had decreed that no human hand should ever touch Him in the accomplishment of His mission.

Before His departure, Adolf Hitler uttered these prophetic words: “It is necessary that I should die for my people; but my spirit will rise from the grave, and the world will know that I was right.”
Yes, Adolf Hitler did die. But the good news is that He is not dead. He has been reborn—resurrected and transfigured.

His spirit has risen from the grave, even as He said it would; and He is alive in the world today!


Why the HELL does this exist!??

#3
Woot!
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Neo Nazis????


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#13
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I understand that, but this is the first time I've seen Hitler equated with Jesus


And where have you been, m'lad?
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I understand that, but this is the first time I've seen Hitler equated with Jesus


what are you talking about?
im confused

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#16
They say He died in 1945. But His remains were never found.


Didn't they cremate him and throw his ashes in the sewers
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So THERE he was.
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**** there on to me *runs away*
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#24
umm this isn't familiar to you? dude, millions of ppl read a freakin' book almost exactly like this article every day of their lives. they literally worship it! if you haven't caught on, yes, i'm talking about the bible. they both talk of this almighty being in human form who must die to save his ppl but will come back, yet so far never has! right?
plus both groups of ppl (nazis and christians) make a living off of forcing their beliefs on others, and telling others who has a right to live happily and who must burn. both are organized faiths and the leaders of both are literally worshiped. both have a sacred book to which the ppl turn for guidance (the bible and mein kampf).
no offense to christians or to germans but in retrospect, the two groups are exactly alike. if this doesn't scare you then keep voting republican, keep donating buttloads of money to christian charities, keep on preparing for a "heaven" that just isn't there.
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umm this isn't familiar to you? dude, millions of ppl read a freakin' book almost exactly like this article every day of their lives. they literally worship it! if you haven't caught on, yes, i'm talking about the bible. they both talk of this almighty being in human form who must die to save his ppl but will come back, yet so far never has! right?
plus both groups of ppl (nazis and christians) make a living off of forcing their beliefs on others, and telling others who has a right to live happily and who must burn. both are organized faiths and the leaders of both are literally worshiped. both have a sacred book to which the ppl turn for guidance (the bible and mein kampf).
no offense to christians or to germans but in retrospect, the two groups are exactly alike. if this doesn't scare you then keep voting republican, keep donating buttloads of money to christian charities, keep on preparing for a "heaven" that just isn't there.


Cool commentary, bro
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So THERE he was.


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#27
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Cool commentary, bro


thx. i been rantin to ppl about this for years, but nobody ever listens.
just btw guys, i'm not saying christianity is definitely wrong. (i'm agnostic and proud to admit that i'm ingorant about the after-life) i'm just pointing out the many similarities between jesus and hitler. don't believe me? compare the bible and mein kampf word-for-word
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Quote by SaiNt adEL #13
thx. i been rantin to ppl about this for years, but nobody ever listens.
just btw guys, i'm not saying christianity is definitely wrong. (i'm agnostic and proud to admit that i'm ingorant about the after-life) i'm just pointing out the many similarities between jesus and hitler. don't believe me? compare the bible and mein kampf word-for-word



Go to the religion thread and spew your bull****. nobody cares about your beleifs and your not the first person on UG to call out christianity.
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#29
Quote by SaiNt adEL #13
umm this isn't familiar to you? dude, millions of ppl read a freakin' book almost exactly like this article every day of their lives. they literally worship it! if you haven't caught on, yes, i'm talking about the bible. they both talk of this almighty being in human form who must die to save his ppl but will come back, yet so far never has! right?
plus both groups of ppl (nazis and christians) make a living off of forcing their beliefs on others, and telling others who has a right to live happily and who must burn. both are organized faiths and the leaders of both are literally worshiped. both have a sacred book to which the ppl turn for guidance (the bible and mein kampf).
no offense to christians or to germans but in retrospect, the two groups are exactly alike. if this doesn't scare you then keep voting republican, keep donating buttloads of money to christian charities, keep on preparing for a "heaven" that just isn't there.
Mein Kampf isn't a sacred book, you putz.

Also, Nazi =/= Germans
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Quote by SaiNt adEL #13
thx. i been rantin to ppl about this for years, but nobody ever listens.
just btw guys, i'm not saying christianity is definitely wrong. (i'm agnostic and proud to admit that i'm ingorant about the after-life) i'm just pointing out the many similarities between jesus and hitler. don't believe me? compare the bible and mein kampf word-for-word


Soooo Hitler plagiarized the bible? What an asshole.
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#31
It's true. Lamb of God saw him when they were touring in Europe.
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Quote by SaiNt adEL #13
umm this isn't familiar to you? dude, millions of ppl read a freakin' book almost exactly like this article every day of their lives. they literally worship it! if you haven't caught on, yes, i'm talking about the bible. they both talk of this almighty being in human form who must die to save his ppl but will come back, yet so far never has! right?
plus both groups of ppl (nazis and christians) make a living off of forcing their beliefs on others, and telling others who has a right to live happily and who must burn. both are organized faiths and the leaders of both are literally worshiped. both have a sacred book to which the ppl turn for guidance (the bible and mein kampf).
no offense to christians or to germans but in retrospect, the two groups are exactly alike. if this doesn't scare you then keep voting republican, keep donating buttloads of money to christian charities, keep on preparing for a "heaven" that just isn't there.

You can't honestly make such stupid comparisons
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Anyways even if that was true the army is just going to try stop it before it happens.
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