#1
alright i dont know if i should put this here or the pit but I'm just putting it here. I have this friend who is always insisting that mastodon is part of the "big four" thrash bands replacing metallica. He says metallica isn't really thrash, they're more heavy metal. He also says slayer, if you think about it is more of a punk band. He says the speed and vocals make it punk. (im guessing hes thinking hardcore or somethin)Do you guys know how i can knock some sense into this boy?
#2
All three bands are hugely over-rated.
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#3
The kid is obviously a fucking idiot.
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#4
Tell him that Emmure are one of the most brutal bands in the world, and if he agrees, stop being friends with him.
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#5
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The kid is obviously a fucking idiot.

To be fair, Hannah Montana's last album was more thrashy than Death Magnetic
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#6
i think limp bizkit should replace them all, cos fred durst can shred like a mofo
#8
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To be fair, Hannah Montana's last album was more thrashy than Death Magnetic

ofcourse their new stuff sucks but im talking about when they were good
#9
I know. The indicates that i was joking.
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#10
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All three bands are hugely over-rated.


+ Mastodon
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#11
slayer+metallica+mastadon=3
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#13
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Do you guys know how i can knock some sense into this boy?

I'd suggest a brick. But since he thinks Mastodon is thrash (let alone should be in the "big 4") and Slayer is punk it might not do much.
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#14
I like Testament more than any of the others. They have so much imagery
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#16
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slayer+metallica+mastadon=3



-slayer+megadeth+anthrax = 4

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#17
this is why i dont listen to thrash much anymore lol
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#19
Obviously, the biggest Thrash band of all time is Lääz Rockit.
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#20
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i think limp bizkit should replace them all, cos fred durst can shred like a mofo


Shred Durst is its own genre.
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This thread is so fukking fail.