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#1
well, the day after my 16th birthday, i officially got with a girl who had bigger then C cup tits

it was epic

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#3
never thought you did!

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#8
Sometimes I feel my manboobs...Yeah. That's about it.
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#15
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I did that when I was thirteen.

Is that a good or bad thing (assuming it was consensual)?


Well I did it when I was born so **** you bitch.
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#16
last year i felt my first pair and i gotta say, nothing makes a man feel as good as a pair of tits in your hands.
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#18
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well, the day after my 16th birthday, i officially got with a girl who had bigger then C cup tits

it was epic

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Yeah, but you still live in New Jersey.
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#20
well i'm glad you felt the need to share that with us...

but i guess congrats are in order

Boobs are awesome, and can be used for fun in multiple ways. Not much in life that compares to a nice set of boobies.
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#23
I can touch other girls' boobs because of girl slumber parties.
My fingers like to make typos.
#24
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I can touch other girls' boobs because of girl slumber parties.


Aren't you a lucky duck.
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#26
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I can touch other girls' boobs because of girl slumber parties.

>_>


<_<

*assumes girly voice*

oh gosh that sounds SOOO fun!! you should totally invite me next time!! i can even bring fun party hangout girl stuff!! like...purses....and cellphones....and...jagermeister...

>_>
#27
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>_>


<_<

*assumes girly voice*

oh gosh that sounds SOOO fun!! you should totally invite me next time!! i can even bring fun party hangout girl stuff!! like...purses....and cellphones....and...jagermeister...

>_>

#28
I like tits.

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#30
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LOL

This is funny because i've met you and played with your band before, so I actually know what you look like.



HAHAHAHA
YES
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#32
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we don't give a ****. get a girlfriend. tits will be a regular thing.

This is true. Besides, I bet she was a fat girl.
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#33
*Grabs fat rolls on chest*

Woo.

That was exciting.
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#34


Jesus was watching you as you did it too.
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#39
I can't remember when I first touched bewbies, but I fired my first gun today.
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