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#1
Ok guys, i have to do a survey for my honors english class and I instantly thought, who better to get help from than the pit?

I only need you guys to answer one question for me: What do women really want?

Men and women of all ages are welcomed to answer, and if you don't care, please provide your gender and age along with your response.

Funny answers are welcome, but if you want, throw in some serious ones that i can actually use lol.

Thanks- Slash4114
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#3
Women want reliable kitchen appliances.






Last edited by lucertia. at Sep 28, 2009,
#5
A new iron.
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#6
a certain amount of maturity, responsibility, funny guys and guys who be themselves i guess.

either that or what littleangus said.
#7
im not going to speculate because even women dont know what they want half the time.
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#8
Women want sex.

I'm not saying I'm like other women and it's the only thing I want, but it's the honest answer for the general population.

They want sex.



Edit: Woment "don't know what they want" because they get so mixed up in the fact they do just want sex, but their sensitive emotions say it should be deeper than that and they get themselves all confused.
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#10
They want self-absorbed pricks, as it seems...
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#12
Sex.
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#13
They definately DO NOT WANT little arrogant spotty guitar playing kids (sorry guys)
#14
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A chocolate penis that ejaculates money.


A golden peinis that ejaculates chocolate?
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#15
money, love, sex...in that order.

and special mention to chocolate.
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#17
they all want something different......i got that from saved by the bell so it has to be right
#18
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Penis money that ejaculates chocolate?



Chocolate money that ejaculates penis?
#19
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They definately DO NOT WANT little arrogant spotty guitar playing kids (sorry guys)

nah, but memes get them going for sure.


My mind is going. I can feel it.
#22
Under 18 years old? Confidence
Over 18 years old? Maturity
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#23
Literate and stylish, kissable and quiet..that's what girls dreams are made of
oh and confidence is must, but is neglegible in the case of the boy being, in their eyes at least, attractive.

Ethan,m, 16
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#24
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Penis money that ejaculates chocolate?

Chocolate money that ejaculates penis?

EDIT: Lucertia: FUUUUUUUUUUU-
#25
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penis penis that penises penis??


Keep it up guys, were on a roll. At this rate wel find the right equation for eternal slavery of all woman!
#26
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Women want reliable kitchen appliances.






For a second I thought that was a Nintendo 64.
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#27
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Keep it up guys, were on a roll. At this rate wel find the right equation for eternal slavery of all woman!

we need a woman in here to confirm this for us though.
#28
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Chocolate money that ejaculates penis?

EDIT: Lucertia: FUUUUUUUUUUU-


a choclate ejaculate that penises money
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#29
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we need a woman in here to confirm this for us though.


I think it'll be funny even if you guys don't get anywhere close.
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#30
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we need a woman in here to confirm this for us though.

im talking to a good friend as we speak.

Gentleman hold your horses...
#32
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nah, but memes get them going for sure.


Well i got some hole earlier brah so im good
#33
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Keep it up guys, were on a roll. At this rate wel find the right equation for eternal slavery of all woman!


(Mass of woman) / 22.99 * 6.022 x 10 ^ 23

Simple.
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#34
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im talking to a good friend as we speak.

Gentleman hold your horses...

i recommend everyone here with lady-type numbers on their phone just text some random combination of chocolate, penis, ejaculate, and money to all of the ladies.

eventually, one will have an astounding orgasm. then we have it.
#35
all a woman really wants is a guy who says sweet words and backs them up with sweet actions. That's all there's to it.
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#36
She picked all of the above. I better run this by my mom when she gets off work to truly confirm this.
#37
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She picked all of the above. I better run this by my mom when she gets off work to truly confirm this.

i texted my girlfriend "chocolate penises ejaculating money?"

she texted me the serious face.


#38
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She picked all of the above. I better run this by my mom when she gets off work to truly confirm this.


That's gonna be... awkward.
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#39
and so im not spamming this place up, there are two kinds of woman

some like sweet guys others like jerks
#40
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i texted my girlfriend "chocolate penises ejaculating money?"

she texted me the serious face.




Because you would get a papercut on your cooter with ejaculating money.
You're killing me Smalls!
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