#1
Hi pit,

I was just watching the "Last Chance to See" programme on the BBC with our Lord and saviour Stephen Fry and they were looking at Kamodo Dragons.

For whatever reason, a man began to poke one with a stick continually and it got me to thinking...

What is the scariest animal you would unnecessarily poke with a stick?
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#4
My hamster was poked to death by a bunch of 6 year olds.

I don't like this thread.
Feed your mind.
#6
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My hamster was poked to death by a bunch of 6 year olds.

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Can you really do that?

And I am sorry, but I must admit that made me laugh uncontrollably. Again, sorry. Sorry.
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#7
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Can you really do that?

And I am sorry, but I must admit that made me laugh uncontrollably. Again, sorry. Sorry.

This loosely reminds me of when my friend for some reason said his baby sister died(was like a day or two) and my one friend laughed. We kind of looked at him in shock, then laughed like hell. But yea sorry about that hamster
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#8
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Can you really do that?

And I am sorry, but I must admit that made me laugh uncontrollably. Again, sorry. Sorry.



My mom had a bunch of people over, and they had kids. The kids found the cage, cornered my hamster, and poked her until she curled up into a ball, and she never uncurled. I stopped getting pets, they all just kept dying in the weirdest ways.
Feed your mind.
#12
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My mom had a bunch of people over, and they had kids. The kids found the cage, cornered my hamster, and poked her until she curled up into a ball, and she never uncurled. I stopped getting pets, they all just kept dying in the weirdest ways.


Holy shiit dude, I would track those mofos down one by one and jab them in the eye until they died. That sucks.
#13
I dare you to poke a Dropbear.

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#14
This Lion


Because

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#15
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A REAL dragon.

This.

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This +10000


Are you just going around posting that, or am I mistaken?


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#17
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I've seen you post "This +1000" like 3 times in the past 5-ish minutes.


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#18
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My mom had a bunch of people over, and they had kids. The kids found the cage, cornered my hamster, and poked her until she curled up into a ball, and she never uncurled. I stopped getting pets, they all just kept dying in the weirdest ways.


Dude that's pretty sad
#21
I misread the title as "Puking Animals." I imagined a man regurgitating a bunny and the bunny just hopping off as if nothing happened.
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#22
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I misread the title as "Puking Animals." I imagined a man regurgitating a bunny and the bunny just hopping off as if nothing happened.

Well I misread the title as "Porking Animals," and you can imagine how that played out in my head.
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#23
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No he's right, I was getting suspicious myself.

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#24
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I don't even....

Yeah, dude, check your recent posts, you totally posted "This plus 10000" 3 times in a row! Dah!


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#25
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I've seen you post "This +1000" like 3 times in the past 5-ish minutes.


Yeah I've seen this too!

Take it outside man...
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#26
A ****.


This one, right here:



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