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Today I was walking around my neighborhood because I stayed home sick. I was just walking and this guy was riding his horse towards me. It started off normal but then the horse picked up speed. I stepped over to the center of the road but the horse got in the center too. As it approached closer I noticed that the guy riding was out of control of the horse and screaming. I immediately fell to the ground in a ball as the horse ran up to me and jumped over my rolled up body. It rode away as the guy yelled an apology. It was one of the weirdest experiences ever, I just got home and am shaking.

Idk how to stop shaking? Ever had anything like this happen to you?
Last edited by Iamafunguy at Sep 29, 2009,
#5
impressive, i assume you soiled yourself?
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#6
nope...and that's one of the most ridiculous stories I've ever heard..where do you live??? Take deep breaths and go fap and you'll be fine
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#8
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impressive, i assume you soiled yourself?


No, I had used the restroom before I left.
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I bet that man shouted himself horse.






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#11
When I lived in....well, a not so upper class environment, I witness a 22 (guessing the age here) year old female open the back door of a moving car, jump out, roll on the ground, get up, run away, all while screaming.

That was one of the stranger moments of my life.
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#12
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Today I was walking around my neighborhood because I stayed home sick.
Does not compute.

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I was just walking and this guy was riding his horse towards me. It started off normal but then the horse picked up speed. I stepped over to the center of the road but the horse got in the center too. As it approached closer I noticed that the guy riding was out of control of the horse and screaming. I immediately fell to the ground in a ball as the horse ran up to me and jumped over my rolled up body. It rode away as the guy yelled an apology. It was one of the weirdest experiences ever, I just got home and am shaking.
*stares blankly*
#13
lol.


Awesome.
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#14
You wont ever explain to me that pure happiness dream will you?
There is a war going on for your mind.

If you are thinking, you are winning.


Resistance is victory.


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You wont ever explain to me that pure happiness dream will you?


Read it again.
#18
I had no idea swine flu has hallucinogenic effects.
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#19
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Read it again.

>.>
I'll take that as a no.
There is a war going on for your mind.

If you are thinking, you are winning.


Resistance is victory.


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#20
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Today I was walking around my neighborhood because I stayed home sick.

Uh...?

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#21
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I had no idea swine flu has hallucinogenic effects.


I don't have swine flu, It's just a virus. Probably from hummus.
#22
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I don't have swine flu, It's just a virus. Probably from hummus.

Camel flu.

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#23
You call that weird, I call it win.

A horse just jumped over you and you're whining like a pussy.
#24
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You call that weird, I call it win.

A horse just jumped over you and you're whining like a pussy.


You clearly don't understand.

Read it again.
#30
I'm going to have to be a neigh-sayer and call shenanigans.
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#32
I guess you can say the horse spurred you into action.
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#33
Curling up in the street doesn't behoove you...

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#35
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#36
just peachy. you've written yourself a Bob dylan song.
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#39
you could sue him, maybe saddle it out of court for a big pay out

fail
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#40
Looks like he should just... turn the other cheek...

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