#1
So some kid agreed to Gorilla Glue his junk to his leg for 2 cigarettes tomorrow. I know that this is a bad idea all around but is anyone here that crazy. I'd post pics tomorrow but I'm quite sure I'd get banned and who would want to take pics of that?
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#2
That kid is a Grade-A dumbass, although it's probably good he's doing this, there's a chance he won't be able to reproduce afterwards.


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#3
I think the only legitimate response to this would be a caricature of a certain unmentionable fruit.
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#8
I'd probably just go buy my cigarettes, like a normal person.
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#9
Is he doing this for everyone to see?

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I'd probably just go buy my cigarettes, like a normal person.

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#12
He's doing that for two measly cigarettes? Something tells me he already enjoys doing this in his spare time and is now just looking for any sort of payoff. If you're good at something, never do it for free. That includes being a dipshit.
#13



I have never seen this level of dumbfuckery. Not even the guys on Jackass would do this.
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#15
Proof towards natural selection?
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Proof towards natural selection?



only if he dies. until then its only proof that druggy kids are morons
#19
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I have never seen this level of dumbfuckery. Not even the guys on Jackass would do this.


You're right, Steve-o prefers staples for his testical-to-leg attachment needs. And large metal spikes to pierce his ass cheeks together.
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#20
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I would give him 3 cigarettes for nothing so that everyone else would be pissed off and not get to enjoy the sadism involved in dick gluing.

Yes, but that could start a crazy bidding war.
#21
I think this kid's trying to be like Steve-O or something. His whole family is kinda screwed up though. His older brother is really into bestiality and does cats and claims to have been boned by a horse.
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#23
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OK, look. They are the biggest fucking dumbasses ever. But even they're smart enough to know that's idiotic.

This is Gorilla Glue. Shit ain't coming off any time soon.
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#24
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until then its only proof that druggy kids are morons


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i dunno man, we've seen plenty of evidence here in the pit. remember the "stood up by craigslist" thread?
#26
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only if he dies. until then its only proof that druggy kids are morons

Not necessarily. There's a chance he won't be able to reproduce afterwards, cleansing the gene pool slightly.
#28
That is beyond dumb. Just why?
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#29
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My school, 1/5 the kids smoke, another 1/5 smokes weed, another 1/7 does crack, I'm clean of any of that junk, but its funny watching them do it cuz the look like retards.
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#30
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i dunno man, we've seen plenty of evidence here in the pit. remember the "stood up by craigslist" thread?


Sure don't.

Anyway, it just bugs me when people label all druggies as bad people / rampant idiots. Lots of drug users are just normal people whom are able to still do well in school, hold jobs, and not come off as wastes of oxygen, myself included.

Also, bad choice in using the Pit as an example. This place is filled with complete idiots who are completely sober.
#31
Posting in epicly dumb thread . He would glue his dong to his leg for 2 ciggs. Wow. He is possibly the dumbest kid ever.
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#32
Hmm still not as bad as trying to solder your package to your leg though.. Suggest that to him and he might cauterize his own penis and give up smoking. Or use the flaming mess to light the cigarette.
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#34
If he was smart he'd just glue his pubes to his leg and cut them off later.

I hope he doesn't think of that
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#35
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If he was smart he'd just glue his pubes to his leg and cut them off later.

I hope he doesn't think of that


He'd still have a gooey mess of pubic hair stuck to his inner thigh.
#36
Yes, but his his junk wouldn't be hurting like hell.
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#37
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Yes, but his his junk wouldn't be hurting like hell.


True. I guess that's what's really important when it comes right down to it.