#1
A friend of mine has a date tomorrow and woke up this morning feeling some pain in his eye. He later discovered that it was indeed "pink eye" that he had.

So Pit, what are some quick ways/remedies to get rid of pink eye?
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#7
Tell your friend that there is no way to get rid of it quick enough, and to cancel the damn date.
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#8
Isn't Pink Eye when you like rub poo on your eye on something?


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Isn't Pink Eye when you like rub poo on your eye on something?


I had pinkeye once. There was no poo involved.

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Isn't Pink Eye when you like rub poo on your eye on something?

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#12
Eww, Pink Eye.

Anyway, it's not going to go away very fast. He just has to take his eye drops and such.
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#13
I think the better question is how did your friend get poo in his eye?
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#15
Pink Eye is highly contagious. Are you sure it's pink eye and he is not just a Zombie?

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#16
go to a drugstore and ask them something for conjunctivitis . you should find something to help .

but it usaully go by itself . theres no miracle .

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#19
Tell your friend to wash his hands after he plays with his poo.
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#20
he needs to put a pirate patch on if he's expecting to stick it in his girlfriend's pink eye by tomorrow.
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Pink Eye is highly contagious. Are you sure it's pink eye and he is not just a Zombie?

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#22
Conjunctivitis is highly contagious up to 2 days after all symptoms have gone away. Tell him to cancel the date unless the girl has a thing for catching viral infections.
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#23
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Conjunctivitis is highly contagious up to 2 days after all symptoms have gone away. Tell him to cancel the date unless the girl has a thing for catching viral infections.



Shes not gonna catch it by putting t/s **** in her mouth (t/s was obviously talking about himself having it)

as long as she washes her hands before touching her eyes she is cool. I just had it the other day (but i keep my contact lenses in for 9 months so its common)
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he needs to put a pirate patch on if he's expecting to stick it in his girlfriend's pink eye by tomorrow.



This post rightfully deserves some attention..

#26
So much poo, they should just call it pooeye instead of whatever else you were calling it. Like someone said before tell your friend to wash his hands after playing with poo.
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Very good. An oldie but a goodie. Only if you are a Female and somewhat attractive


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#29
It takes like 2-3 days to fully get rid of it. Use eye drops.
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#31
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Shes not gonna catch it by putting t/s **** in her mouth (t/s was obviously talking about himself having it)

as long as she washes her hands before touching her eyes she is cool. I just had it the other day (but i keep my contact lenses in for 9 months so its common)


Hmm...well it really ISN'T me, but would it be bad for him to make any contact with her at all?
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A friend of mine
has a date tomorrow and woke up this morning feeling some pain in his eye. He later discovered that it was indeed "pink eye" that he had.

So Pit, what are some quick ways/remedies to get rid of pink eye?

The best cure is to postpone the date a week or so. Don't wear contacts.

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#34
Punch your friend in the other eye. A nice big shiner will definitely divert attention from the pink eye.
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#35
I always called pink eye "The Eye Clap."
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