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so, i am home alone and my dad called me, i jokingly told him that everything was fine in the house except for all the people trying to rob it. He then tells me "oh, some guys tried to rob the house yesterday, did they come back?", at first i thought he was joking but it turns out he was serious.

to top all of this off, i heard some strange noises outside a couple of hours ago, i went to investigate but saw nothing.

i'm really freaking out and paranoid right now pit, what should i do?
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Although i guess the OP will have to get used to reading them if he's going to buy a bugera..
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along with fire escape routes...

#4
I'd be more worried about if your dad was really phone.
Begin again in the night, let's sway again tonight.
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#5
I personally don't know, but I'm glad you turned to the pit for help. Because we can stop robbers. Over the internet. With the help of....


POWER RANGERS
I prefer to call them seizures of desire.
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#6
Check out the nightmare inducement thread.

It'll relax you for awhile...


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#7
throw a party for a group of scantily clad teenagers. dont be surprised when they are picked off one by one by the chupacabra.
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I have no opinion on this matter.
#8
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Check out the nightmare inducement thread.

It'll relax you for awhilte...


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#9
Turn on every light in the house, blast party boy music, dance.
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#10
turn on all lights, it really does help. Invite a buddy over as well
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#12
Turn off all the lights and hide in the closet so no one can see you. Burglars are scared of the dark, they won't come in.

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Explain me, link me?

If you're already scared you don't wanna read it. It's a story that scares the **** out of me
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#13
i'm in australia so it is daytime, also all of my friends live to far away for them to come over.

am i royally boned pit?
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Pffffffft schematics


Although i guess the OP will have to get used to reading them if he's going to buy a bugera..
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along with fire escape routes...

#14
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Turn off all the lights and hide in the closet so no one can see you. Burglars are scared of the dark, they won't come in.

EDIT:

If you're already scared you don't wanna read it. It's a story that scares the **** out of me


Oh come on, I'm up for it
#17
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i'm in australia so it is daytime, also all of my friends live to far away for them to come over.

am i royally boned pit?
horror movie logic:

are you an attractive girl, or an overconfident jock? they die first.

then if youre a lonely shut in, they dont always make it. but you need someone to come looking for your body.

also, if youre the sidekick, you will die very last.
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#18
turn off all the lights ...get a gun...wait for them....**crash**...lock and load..bang ..bang..bang ...call the cops and tell them to bring the coroner ...problem solved
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#19
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...Traditional Party Boy style, in a leopard-print G-string. That'll be sure to scare off even the most hardened criminal.

This man knows his ****.
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#20
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This man knows his ****.


and you don't.

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#22
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Fapping. I'm serious, it usually takes my mind off of things.


you're a girl though, they fap longer
this guy will be done in a few minutes and then he'll be scared again
#24
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you're a girl though, they fap longer
this guy will be done in a few minutes and then he'll be scared again

Girls don't fap(there's another word for what they do; can't remember), and this is the internet, there are no girls here.
#25
does anyone know what a girl fap is called?

EDIT: TS hasn't posted in a while. Is he dead?
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#26
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does anyone know what a girl fap is called?

EDIT: TS hasn't posted in a while. Is he dead?

shlicking?
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#28
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does anyone know what a girl fap is called?

EDIT: TS hasn't posted in a while. Is he dead?



i suppose he/she took the fapping advice seriously and overdone it out of nervousness... now he lies unconscious...


can anyone please give me the link of the reck story?? Im 22, and i don't get scared!


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#30
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and you don't.


I see what you did there....Fail on my part.
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#32
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#33
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i suppose he/she took the fapping advice seriously and overdone it out of nervousness... now he lies unconscious...


can anyone please give me the link of the reck story?? Im 22, and i don't get scared!

Search for nightmare inducement thread, it will keep you from sleeping for a few hours
#34
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