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#1
Right, just joined uni and nest to the union was a large board saying "If you could text God, what would you say?"

Being how most of the uni had a sense of humour and the results were amazing, I thought I'd drag it down to the pits level.

Heres one to get ppl going
"I hope I don't get charged for this"
#2
hi wat r u wearin lol ;)

Quote by hazzmatazz
youmakemesmile...

Quote by sebastian_96
Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#3
Why do you make people blow themselves up.

Wait wait o_O
If You See Me Posting In The Pit HIT ME.
Quote by KingJak236
My hamster used to bite me when I picked it up, then it got too old and fat to bite and died in a pool of it's own vomit.

Quote by Kensai
That's the rockstar way to go. I salute him.
#6
Can I have more, please?
??? Fund: cba to keep up with it.
will at least try when I get a jerb
੧_\\\

yours,

Alex (mcfreaki)
#9
If you believe in God, please forward this to all your friends.


...

what!?
Originally Posted by evening_crow
Quoting yourself is cool.


WARNING: I kill threads.
#13
"Hi, This is a important message 02
Due to Payment not being made this month, Your services have been suspended.
Please make a payment immeditely. Failure to do so may cause intrests cost and extra charges. Please call payment line. Thanks Brah"
'Always outnumbed, never outgunned'
PSN + XBL: Jimsworthy

Charvel So-Cal ProMod Black
Ibanez RG350Dx W/ Duncans
Blackstar HT Stage 100
ASshdown 4x12
Morley George Lynch Dragon Wah II
#15
"thx for creating chicks, lovin your work man"
UG FORUM
Your 21st Century Ant Farm
Corroborating Sturgeon's Law Since 2003
#18
"If you don't text this to another 3 people within 24 hours a girl will appear when your sleeping and starting calling your name and eventually stab you with her dagger.
If you do post it the girl of you dreams will appear when your in bed and make love with you."
Quote by Tango616
Watching a fat kid dance around in a white shirt....wow...Al Gore was right...the glaciers really ARE shifting.


Quote by Horsedick.MPEG
It's because Fassa got banned

RIP Dime
#22
Hey dude
stay the hell away from mary
i dont care about this immaculate conception sh1t
stay the hell away
#25
Can I have more, please?
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Supports UG Black

90% of teens say they would cry if they saw the Jonas Brothers about to fall off a skyscraper, put this in your sig if you are one of the 10 % who would shout "JUMP MOTHER****ERS!!"

i dnt know what a sig is but i would definently yell to the jonas brothers if they were about to jump from a skyscraper, JUMP MOTHER****ERS, JUMP

BTW, i would say to God, ur awsome, keep up the work, but my mate is the Godwinator, so it looks like ur not the only god now! Haha lol, but seriously, dnt kill us all slowly through global warming (Myth, not true), i thougt u loved us.
tim007corp
Last edited by tim007corp at Sep 30, 2009,
#26
Dear God,
Pack up your **** and leave, your business here is done.
All the people who kill in your name have done enough damage to this world.
Pack up your **** and leave.

Also:

I can haz cookie?

PaulyEDIT: Bring moar beerrs. NAO!!
Last edited by PaulyVengeance at Sep 30, 2009,
#28
"Could you sort me out a few extra inches please god....."

Quote by Karl Pilkington
Jellyfish are 97% water or something, so how much are they doing? Just give them another 3% and make them water. It's more useful."
#29
Quote by Jiggzy.UK
"Could you sort me out a few extra inches please god....."



*alert* This UG'er have shmall penish!
#33
Quote by Conformist
Is Heaven really a half pipe?


ಠ_ಠ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1QMFOR5wi8
If You See Me Posting In The Pit HIT ME.
Quote by KingJak236
My hamster used to bite me when I picked it up, then it got too old and fat to bite and died in a pool of it's own vomit.

Quote by Kensai
That's the rockstar way to go. I salute him.
#34
omg
Quote by Ichikurosaki
sloth is hacking away feebly at the grass because he is a sloth but he was trying so hard ;_; hes all "penguin im HERE i am here to help you penguin"
#36
Quote by PaulyVengeance
*alert* This UG'er have shmall penish!

Oh my God, are you...Sean Connery?

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Last edited by Gyroscope : Tomorrow at 01:00 PM.
#37
How potent is your semen? You got a chick pregnant without even ****ing her.
#38
Can you speak louder in to the microphone?
I will stand by all this drinking if it helps me through these days,
It takes a long time just to get this all straight.
#39
Quote by RMC06
How potent is your semen? You got a chick pregnant without even ****ing her.



His rhymes are so potent, he got all the ladies in the manger pregnant.
#40
Quote by webbtje
His rhymes are so potent, he got all the ladies in the manger pregnant.

His rhymes are so potent, that in this small segment, he got all the ladies in the front three rows pregnant.
I will stand by all this drinking if it helps me through these days,
It takes a long time just to get this all straight.
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