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so i was at my aunts house collecting her garbage for her and while strapping the trash down one of the bungee cords breaks. i tried to pull a matrix but, failed (doing it in slow motion probably didn't help, damn my need for authenticity!) causing me to get hit in the face. it busted both my top and bottom lip open and there was blood everywhere. it soaked my entire shirt...

anyone in the pit ever have any minor injuries that looked a hell of a lot worse than they actually were?
Last edited by dhutton at Sep 30, 2009,
#3
the title of the thread threw me off......way off. but them bungie cords are bitches.
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#6
Yeah my entire back got red from exposure to the sun (I used to be veeery sensitive to it), but it was just a minor thing and I'm a minor king.
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#7
Did you make love to this garbage?
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#8
yep, snowboarding in North Carolina. i was doing some nifty little moves on this box rail and my board caught a lose screw....and so did my shin. tore this big gash in my leg. you could see all the muscle and almost the bone. it was pretty sweet actually. i didnt look at it for like 2 hours cause i had all my gear on and such. it went numb eventually so me and the first aid guy were poking at it. it was pretty legit.
#9
i once got a small cut on my leg, didn't even feel it and when i finally noticed it it looked like i had some deep arterial bleeding going on
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#10
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yep, snowboarding in North Carolina. i was doing some nifty little moves on this box rail and my board caught a lose screw....and so did my shin. tore this big gash in my leg. you could see all the muscle and almost the bone. it was pretty sweet actually. i didnt look at it for like 2 hours cause i had all my gear on and such. it went numb eventually so me and the first aid guy were poking at it. it was pretty legit.

Well, that explains why the first aid guy was trying to get with it.
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#13
one time when i was little i was riding my big wheel(wooo!!!) and i leaned to hard to the right and my whole knee got scraped on the sidewalk, it looked brutal but wasnt as bad as it looked, also i never changed the bandage and it healed over the bandage
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#14
i had a metal bar come up and hit in the bottom lip. getting hit in the lip always bleeds alot, even if it's not really that bad.
#16
A friend of mine had that same thing happen to him, except the cord hit him in the eye. It's partially deflated now, and he can only see geometric shapes and colors out of the one eye. Kinda like if his eye were constantly on an acid trip. I imagine it looking similar to Kensai's signature
#17
yeah i figured you meant someone punched you in face.
and i can't think of any minor injuries i've had that seemed worse. all of the injuries i've had that i would have though to be minor have caused long term problems so yeah...
#18
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Yeah my entire back got red from exposure to the sun (I used to be veeery sensitive to it), but it was just a minor thing and I'm a minor king.



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#19
I've cut my left hand open an a broken string at a gig. My whole guitar was covered with bloodstains. It looked pretty heavy metal.
#20
why did you need to bungee down your trash?

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#21
I opened this after the awkward fap thread. Lulz ensued before I realized what you were talking about... Anyway, once I cut my finger with scissors and it bled, but I got a Big Bird band-aid and it was all better.
#22
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#24
It sounds to me as though you got whomped.
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It sounds to me as though you got whomped.


He got whomped good and proper
#26
Bitting my tongue open when i fell off some monkey bars when I was 10. Blood everywhere but suprisingly little damage.
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Stop giving Kensai a verbal handjob. His e-penis has been rubbed raw by this point.
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#30
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Stop giving Kensai a verbal handjob. His e-penis has been rubbed raw by this point.

It's a song reference
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#31
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Shut up, Kensai
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Shut up, Kensai

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#33
TS you certainly are a whore.
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#34
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Gunpowder you fucking rock!!

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FUCK ROCKS!
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Is this a case of the cry-sies?

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#37
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Is this a case of the cry-sies?



If you were a baby I would abort you.

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You misspelled "face"
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FUCK ROCKS!
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#39
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You can't abort an already born baby, unless you have a timemachine. But I possess the delorean so that's impossible.


I CAN AND I WILL
Gunpowder: FUCKING ROCKS!!!
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Gunpowder FUCKING ROCKS!!!!!

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Gunpowder you fucking rock!!

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FUCK ROCKS!
#40
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I CAN AND I WILL

GET YOUR OWN TIMEMACHINE!!
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