#1
My Boss is a jackass. He walks around the office like a drill sergeant. He massages all the women one cubicle after the next and then when he approaches a cubicle with a dude in it, he hits him on the head and tells'm to keep dialing.What should I do pit monkeys?
#2
Do a barrel roll!
I will stand by all this drinking if it helps me through these days,
It takes a long time just to get this all straight.
#5
swift kick to the nuts
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#7
I see you've started writing about me behind my back on online forums. I expect to see you in work tomorrow morning. This is not a joke.
#9
Demand a massage for political and moral reasons.
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#10
Quote by NinjaSlayHuman
Dress up as a woman?

Do this.
There is a war going on for your mind.

If you are thinking, you are winning.


Resistance is victory.


We are building up a new world.
Do not sit idly by.
#12
When he hits you on the head, attack him in self defense.
Most of the important things


in the world have been accomplished


by people who have kept on


trying when there seemed to be no hope at all
#14
Option A, get video of him doing all this and blackmail him under threat of a harassment charge.

Option B. put a can of Shaving cream in the freezer overnight. The next day use a can opener, cut off the bottom , and then put it in his desk ..
#15
Scream sexual harassment.

Or replace yourself with a dummy, that explodes on contact.
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#17
he HITS people?

if you feel threatened, beat his ass. its the law
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#19
call HR, tell them he inappropriately touches women, and hits men.

Then when they fire his harassing ass, meet him in the parking lot for a beat down
#20
Quote by theGlitch
call HR, tell them he inappropriately touches women, and hits men.

Then when they fire his harassing ass, meet him in the parking lot for a beat down


HR never do anything, they just send your complaints to the special file in New York.

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bodyheatseeker, I will NEVER forgive you.

Last edited by bodyheatseeker at Sep 30, 2009,
#25
Quote by EddyPT
shyt on Debra's desk, everyone will assume he did it

Reference recognised, and thoroughly appreciated
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#26
like a boss
Scar tissue that I wish you saw
Sarcastic mister know it all
Close your eyes and I'll kiss you cause
With the birds I'll share
This lonely view
#27
aw dude my friends boss did this. she would get like flirty messages from him and wouldnt respond cuz they were creepy. if she didnt respond he would treat her like ****. then a few times she did reply saying "lol" or "whatever" just to keep him off her case for awhile. yeah they both got fired for that. bosses being douchebags ftl.
#28
Go have a talk with him in his office, threaten to reveal all of your companies evil corporate secrets, when he calls security, proceed to beat the **** out of yourself, and then when security enters, make it look like he's the one who assaulted you.
Castles made of sand
Fall to the sea
Eventually
#29
Quote by toby3p0
Go have a talk with him in his office, threaten to reveal all of your companies evil corporate secrets, when he calls security, proceed to beat the **** out of yourself, and then when security enters, make it look like he's the one who assaulted you.

ok there tyler durden
Scar tissue that I wish you saw
Sarcastic mister know it all
Close your eyes and I'll kiss you cause
With the birds I'll share
This lonely view
#30
Quote by toby3p0
Go have a talk with him in his orifice, threaten to reveal all of your companies evil corporate secrets, when he calls security, proceed to beat the **** out of yourself, and then when security enters, make it look like he's the one who assaulted you.

Fixed
#31
Quote by MightyAl
Fixed

Thanks for the save brah
Castles made of sand
Fall to the sea
Eventually