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#1
So i joined this prog band recently and met the drummer tonight. She is an 'escort' aka hooker. Charges £110 per hour (but will give me a discount)!

Not sure how to play this. The band musically is very promising so i dont want to screw things up. She is actually a very good drummer Gavin Harrison style.

What would you do?
#2
Hand her a £50.
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#4
I definately wouldn't pay for sex. That's for people who suck at living.
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#5
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I definately wouldn't pay for sex. That's for people who suck at living.


Your right, i should really get a freebie.
#6
pics first
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#7
I'd say go for it! Discount hookers, man! That's too good to pass up!
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#11
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no can do. she is alright looking i wouldnt say she was amazing. i think she might be into drugs she is very skinny.
#12
You always have interesting stories, lucertia.

That, combined with the anonymity you've given yourself, makes you a pretty interesting character.
Last edited by Holy Katana at Sep 30, 2009,
#13
Getting involved with a female drummer is dicey business indeed. It can lead to children.
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#14
If she does drugs its a bad idea. If shes addicted and you have sex then you'll get addicted also
#15
Don't call her a hooker. That's disrespectful. Hookers charge like 5 bucks for a handie. Or is that ho's?

Either way, don't let her profession get in the way of joining a good band. She's just making money.
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Its against the law, so no. And its just nasty. So many diseases and crap

It may not be where she's at. And she charges 110 pounds an hour. You can't charge that much and be dirty.
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#16
Pics man.

Pics.
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#17
BA-DUM-TSH!


Wait, did I miss the punchline?
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#19
Maybe you should stop making threads... but then again, I know you'll probably stop making threads when I stop posting signs, so the answer is probably

#20
Quote by maXterbat0r
Don't call her a hooker. That's disrespectful. Hookers charge like 5 bucks for a handie. Or is that ho's?

Either way, don't let her profession get in the way of joining a good band. She's just making money.



W/e its all the same to me. I dont judge anyone for what they do for a living. Its all good go me.
#21
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If she does drugs its a bad idea. If shes addicted and you have sex then you'll get addicted also


Is this what they're teaching kids in school these days?
#22
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If she does drugs its a bad idea. If shes addicted and you have sex then you'll get addicted also



Are you being serious?

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#23
I wouldn't do it. For one, hookers generally aren't good ideas, and for two, it might make things weird within the band.
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#24
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If she does drugs its a bad idea. If shes addicted and you have sex then you'll get addicted also



#28
Quote by lucertia.
no can do. she is alright looking i wouldnt say she was amazing. i think she might be into drugs she is very skinny.

DUH obviously shes a hooker after all drummers love to bang. lol dumb joke

and uh whats wrong with drugs. just get high with her and then get a discount for free. **** that pussy
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#29
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Escort =/= hooker.



what you think an escort ONLY chums businessmen to nights out and gives a peck on the cheek at the end of the night? right then.

anyway she said escort slash hooker.
#30
Quote by lucertia.
W/e its all the same to me. I dont judge anyone for what they do for a living. Its all good go me.

I dunno, it just seems like a demeaning term to me, like spic, nigger, faggot, etc.

I'm sure she would be offended if you used it with her, so
#31
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I dunno, it just seems like a demeaning term to me, like spic, nigger, faggot, etc.

I'm sure she would be offended if you used it with her, so



are you saying nig ger is a profession?
#32
You've snared yourself a good one TS.

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#35
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You've snared yourself a good one TS.


Aye i was thinking the same myself mate. Could possibly pimp her out but i assume she already has a pimp.
#36
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You've snared yourself a good one TS.


Now all he got to do is stick with it and don't let it crash.
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#37
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are you saying nig ger is a profession?

Do you have more fingers than brain cells?
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#39
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If she does drugs its a bad idea. If shes addicted and you have sex then you'll get addicted also


I don't know if you're serious, I hope not. Either way, that made me laugh.
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