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#1
Does it not smell way worse and linger........

Discuss!

edit: relevant showering question how many of you pee in the shower
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Last edited by sketchy z at Sep 30, 2009,
#2
It gets suffocated by the running water.
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#6
Quote by sketchy z
Does it not smell way worse and linger........

Discuss!


So true. I did it yesterday and it sucks
#7
The humidity traps it... Far more interesting is a fart in a bath.

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#8
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The sound amplification is hilarious, but the smell definitely is not worth it.

This.


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#9
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Far more interesting is a fart in a bath.

Paw... BLUB.


I haven't taken a bath in probably over a year. Now I want to take one just because of that.
#11
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The humidity traps it... Far more interesting is a fart in a bath.

Paw... BLUB.

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#12
Quote by dgall91
Not as bad smelling as when you fart in a leather chair.


I personally think the leather adds a touch of class.
#14
So the other morning I was taking a shower when I realized I had a fart coming, so I sat down to amplify the noise. To my suprise the fart was not only loud, but it sounded like a motorcycle taking off. Felt good, man.

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I personally think the leather adds a touch of class.

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#16
Quote by happytimeharry
I personally think the leather adds a touch of class.

Pro Tip: Wait for a lull in the conversation if you're sitting in a leather chair. That way your ripper can be more fully appreciated.

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So the other morning I was taking a shower when I realized I had a fart coming, so I sat down to amplify the noise. To my suprise the fart was not only loud, but it sounded like a motorcycle taking off. Felt good, man.

The start to a great day.

Did that today. It was the best moment of my week right up until i smelled it.
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#18
Quote by ThinDizzy
So the other morning I was taking a shower when I realized I had a fart coming, so I sat down to amplify the noise. To my suprise the fart was not only loud, but it sounded like a motorcycle taking off. Felt good, man.

The start to a great day.



wtf who sits in shower.
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#20
I've always wondered why we have butt cracks and i think it's so farts have a channel to travel through so if you are sitting down the fart can actually escape. imagine if we didn't and your hole was just flat against whatever you were sitting on, no room for gas release so it could reverse travel back up and potentially blow you apart. amirite?
#21
The water sure makes the farts more enjoyable.
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#22
Nah. Peeing in the shower it a norm though
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#23
Quote by ThinDizzy
So the other morning I was taking a shower when I realized I had a fart coming, so I sat down to amplify the noise. To my suprise the fart was not only loud, but it sounded like a motorcycle taking off. Felt good, man.

The start to a great day.


Laughed so hard i started crying a little

I am a little immature when it comes to farts though
#24
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Laughed so hard i started crying a little

I am a little immature when it comes to farts though

We all are.
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#25
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I've always wondered why we have butt cracks and i think it's so farts have a channel to travel through so if you are sitting down the fart can actually escape. imagine if we didn't and your hole was just flat against whatever you were sitting on, no room for gas release so it could reverse travel back up and potentially blow you apart. amirite?



LOL! true..

the smell of the fart mixes with the soap's smell..
#27
I only shower under waterfalls, so I don't really notice.
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#28
Do other people not like the smell of their own farts?
I personally enjoy mine but am disgusted by the smell of other people's farts.
Discuss.

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#30
Quote by Zoso1994
Do other people not like the smell of their own farts?
I personally enjoy mine but am disgusted by the smell of other people's farts.
Discuss.

but it's not the same as smelling your own fart. it's modified.

like if your dream girl suddenly had a penis.

it's still your dream girl so theoretically you should still be aroused, but it's just different.
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#31
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#32
Quote by Zoso1994
Do other people not like the smell of their own farts?
I personally enjoy mine but am disgusted by the smell of other people's farts.
Discuss.


dude....... My farts always smell way different than other people's farts. I have never once in my life smelled a fart that was even similar to my farts. Everyone else's just sort of smell the same.
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#33
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Yes. One time, I spread my asscheeks while farting in the shower. What resulted was a very loud, high-pitched squeal.


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#34
Yes and I also piss in the shower, it's nice to get it all out at once
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Quote by inhatredofme
I've always wondered why we have butt cracks and i think it's so farts have a channel to travel through so if you are sitting down the fart can actually escape. imagine if we didn't and your hole was just flat against whatever you were sitting on, no room for gas release so it could reverse travel back up and potentially blow you apart. amirite?

#37
I fart and pee in the shower, but i'm not really comfortable when fapping, i dunno why, it's too... wet?
#38
now that I think about it, it is louder and smellier. And yes, I do pee in the shower. Who doesn't? It's so convenient, there's a drain right there and I'm not wasting any water.
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