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#1
Ok, here is the situation

you are sitting there playing guitar being all cool and stuff when suddenly some kid you don't even know comes over and starts talking **** on you.

He says stuff like how much you suck, you can't do simple things, blah blah blah. You won't have it from this kid so in turn you challenge him to a guitar face off.

how does this go down?

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#2
I rip out the arpeggios to Miles of Machines and tell him to top that.

*Does generic shredder pose*
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#3
you play guitar?
...Nothing you've ever...
...Planned on ever turned out...
...The way you planned...


...You're still disappointing them...
#4
Invite him to a drink before the fight.
Plant roofies in his drink.
Have way with him/take guitar.
Head home as he wakes up in the middle of a cow ranch.


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#6
I wont participate in a guitar face-off. Ya know, for political and moral reasons.
#7
Hit him with my guitar.
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#8
He plays the intro to stairway to heaven, then you play the solo

or...

you smile, nod, and walk away to go play a real guitar, while he returns to guitar hero
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#9
I wish I could challenge him and all, but the thing is, all the crap he's giving me is probably the truth.
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#10
There is only one way ... "Fire on the Mountain"

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#11
Insult his mother, then proceed to play "No Boundaries" or something else by MAB.
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#12
looks at guitar...looks at kid...looks at guitar...
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#13
Ask him how old he is and then I would play altitudes by Jason Becker. He would cum blood and I would laugh
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#15
sweep
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#16
I tell him to play a bluesy progression in any key and i melt his face.

Or i laugh and walk away.
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#17
Watch while he plays some crazy Pagagini stuff on guitar, then proceed to play the intro the Smoke on the Water

Everyone will clap for you because they know that song more, so you'll win
#20
beat him to death with my squier


i win.
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#21
I would probably just accept that he's a dumbass and let him keep thinking he's some kind of guitar god. I'd tell him to go challenge the soulful black guy who's always playing in the corner.
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#22
I'd play teh blues in my acoustic, and then proceed to walk into the sunset.


Given that I could play blues without making a fool of myself.
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#23
Sweep.

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#24
mmmmmmmhmmmmm that was good

anyway great suggestions people. I think I'll use some of these, keep em coming
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#25
The only way to win this, is to rip out your tremelo bar, and assault his mind with the mind blowing final harmonic run from Cemetary Gates.

Then take a steamer on him.
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#26
LOL! I thought this thread was going to be aboout guitar face...

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#27
I would just crap on him while he slept the night before, who wants to guitar battle after being pooped on? Not me that's for sure
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#29
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The only way to win this, is to rip out your tremelo bar, and assault his mind with the mind blowing final harmonic run from Cemetary Gates.

Then take a steamer on him.

This is the best solution
#30
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LOL! I thought this thread was going to be aboout guitar face...
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#31
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LOL! I thought this thread was going to be aboout guitar face...



who is this guy?
VERY METAL!
\m/
RIP Ronnie James Dio

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Basically god wanted to punish people for getting educated/eating apples.

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We all desire a little pussy.
#32
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who is this guy?



I asked the all-knowing Google for an image of "guitar face."
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#33
MASTER!!!! MASTER!!!


thats what I would do.If that fails,I grab my guitar and run
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#34
laugh, tell him to grow up and stop trying to make himself feel better about his non-existant guitat skills. then i shall return to melting everyone within a 3 mile radius's face.
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#35
Proceed to pull my balls out and play Sunset Lights from Marco Sfogli. Don't know who he is? Look him up and have a fucking heart attack from the sheer amazement.

I'd also pull out my classical and finger pick some pieces.

Then i'd proceed to tell him his mother never loved him and his father is actually a tranny.
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#36
I'd "accidentally" break a string and it fly up and cut his head off just before he started playing.
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#38
Man I'd pull some Guitar Hero and cut that bitch's strings while he was playing. That'd show him.
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#39
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who is this guy?

Looks like Jared Leto.
Mediocre musician (singer in 30 Seconds To Mars)
But a great actor (Requiem for A Dream and Fight Club)

As for the kid, I'll point him in the direction of a guitar that has no tremolo bar and then proceed to whammy it.
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