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#2
So a dyslexic guy walks into a bra.
Guitars:
LTD Viper 300FM
Jackson DX10D
MIM Tele
MIM Strat
Amps:
Fender Hot Rod Deluxe - Stock Eminence Legend
Peavey Ultra Plus 120 Watt Head
Rivera R412T - Loaded with Celestion V30s
Pedals:
Boss NS-2
TC Flashback X4
TC Trinity Reverb
#3
*spatooie*
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Quote by CrossBack7
Momie's like not even a real person, just an asian, lesbian spirit.
#7
Quote by emerald876
So a dyslexic guy walks into a bra.



Two guys walk into a bar.


The other one ducked.


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Originally Posted by jgbsmith
Guys, guys - put your penises away, we have a lady in the house!
#9
Hasn't this been done?

*goes to search before reporting*
Quote by imdeth
You're like internet Jesus!

This signature feels so empty now.
#10
what's brown and sticky? a stick


whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot


whats red and sits in the corner? a naughty strawberry
Last.Fm

“If there was anything that depressed him more than his own cynicism, it was that quite often it still wasn't as cynical as real life.”
― Terry Pratchett

qft...



Jeremy Clarkson is a knob.
#12
GODDAMMIT! ^ you even said it wrong.


Three guys are walking down the street together. Two of the guys walk into a bar, the other guy ducks.


There is a war going on for your mind.

If you are thinking, you are winning.


Resistance is victory.


We are building up a new world.
Do not sit idly by.
Last edited by Fenderhippie69 at Sep 30, 2009,
#14
Quote by Carswell98
what's brown and sticky? a stick


whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot


whats red and sits in the corner? a naughty strawberry


I don't even know why!
#16
What is this I don't even.
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Quote by CrossBack7
Momie's like not even a real person, just an asian, lesbian spirit.
#18
whats brown and rhymes with snoop?

Dr Dre
Scar tissue that I wish you saw
Sarcastic mister know it all
Close your eyes and I'll kiss you cause
With the birds I'll share
This lonely view
#20
What does a snail riding on a turtle say?
Wheeeeee!!!!!!!!
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

Quote by Axelfox
Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

Quote by Xiaoxi
I can fap to this. Keep going.
#23
"Knock Knock!"

"Whose There?!"

"Johnny."

"Johnny Who?"

"HEEEEERRRRRRREEEEEE'S JOHHNNNNY!"
My fingers like to make typos.
#24
Quote by Well.......
What's worse than finding a worm in you apple?


The Holocaust.


Quote by Nakon14




Gear:
Epiphone Les Paul Studio
Crate GTD65
Vox DA5
#25
Quote by Well.......
What's worse than finding a worm in you apple?


The Holocaust.


Oh man.

This guy takes the cake.

I'm not sure if I should be laughing or what...
#26
Me: Hey, your shoe is untied.
Kid: (looks down)
Me: lolololol you don't have shoelaces lolololol
Quote by GodofCheesecake
Excessive punctuation!!!!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Quote by dhutton
+infinity

I have infinity.
Quote by metharian
yea its way too much for my little stick lol
#27
What has one arm and really knows how to rock?


Rick Allen.


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Originally Posted by jgbsmith
Guys, guys - put your penises away, we have a lady in the house!
#29
How come the audience booed during Randy Rhoad's last performance of Flying High Again?


He really crashed and burned on the solo.


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Originally Posted by jgbsmith
Guys, guys - put your penises away, we have a lady in the house!
#31
What did the egg say to the boiling water?

It might take me a little while to get hard i just got laid by some chick
#33
Quote by Duffman123
What do you call a fish with no eyes?

A fssssssh

DAMMIT Why did I laugh at that.
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

Quote by Axelfox
Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

Quote by Xiaoxi
I can fap to this. Keep going.
#35
You can tell When R. Kelly in playing the guitar when he breaks the G string fingering A minor
#36
Two muffins are in the oven.
One says to the other: "Damn it's hot in here."
The other says: "holy shit a talking muffin!"

There are two penguins.
One says to the other: "Hey, you look like you're wearing a tuxedo."
The other says: "MAYBE I AM!"

Co-Founder of The Weakerthans Fan Club
PM me or TechnicolorBoy to join.


My music --> Check it out!
#37
Quote by Jackal58
What does a snail riding on a turtle say?
Wheeeeee!!!!!!!!

I seriously lol'd.
Jesus wouldn't give you the sweat off of his balls if you were dying of thirst.
Quote by Code-E
God, you've gotta be UG's only moron!


Quote by magnum1117
that's right,you certainly are UG's only moron.


Quote by necrosis1193
Read the moron's posts, ironically enough he knows what he says.
#38
Three bears are sitting in the bathtub.
Bear 1 says to bear 2, "Hey, hand me the soap."
Bear 2 replies with, "What am I a radio??"
Clocks tick. Your days are numbered in low digits.
You look suspicious - suspect niggas is bitches,
Get chopped up, grade-A meat, somethin' delicious
#40
Quote by TSmitty6
what kind of bee produces milk?


a Boobee.

I'm ashamed for laughing so hard at that

Anyway....
Why did the baby panda fall out of the tree?


Because it was dead.

^^^I take no credit for this one.......
Schecter Tempest Custom
Squier Jagmaster
Epiphone Les Paul Jr. (Modified)
Crafter D-8

DOD FX50-B > EHX Little Big Muff > Digitech Whammy 4 >
Dunlop Cry Baby > Zoom G3 > Boss DD-7 > Digitech Digiverb

Orange OR-15
Marshall Valvestate VS100
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