#2
Hmmm. I beg to differ. I was the coolest kid ever.
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#3
Oh wow, he pulled a trigger...

Come back to me when he's killed one with his bare hands.
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#5
Assholes..

Tell your Moma which is also your sister that where having Alligator stew for dinner..
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#7
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More like come back to me when the page loads. God this is taking forever...

This story's highlights:

  • Responsible dad takes his 5-year-old son alligatorhunting
  • The 5-year-old shoots an alligator
  • Aquires a taste for blood, I quote "Next year I'm gonna kill me an even bigger alligator"
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#8
To be honest, I'm suprised the kid was able to kill the croc with balls the size of damn mangos.
#9
What it do?
Choke on him?
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#10
Too bad Steve Irwin didn't have that kid around...
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#11
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More like come back to me when the page loads. God this is taking forever...


This
#12
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This story's highlights:

  • Responsible dad takes his 5-year-old son alligatorhunting
  • The 5-year-old shoots an alligator
  • Aquires a taste for blood, I quote "Next year I'm going to get an even bigger"


Phew...thank god nothing happened, I honestly just closed the page as soon as the pregnancy test advertisement came on the screen. I thought I was going to get preg-rolled.

I facepalmed so hard at the father
#14
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Phew...thank god nothing happened, I honestly just closed the page as soon as the pregnancy test advertisement came on the screen. I thought I was going to get preg-rolled.


I'd like to think I have better morals than that.
#15
I went zombie hunting when I was five and killed nemesis...
DO YOU LIEK ME???

cause i dont like you


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#17
12 foot alligator? That's nothing, I once killed a 5 foot prostitute ... oh wait, ****.
#21
Kids these days are such morons, I wasnt that dumb, and his father is a dumbass too.
That being said, I would only be impressed if he killed it with his bare hands.
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#23
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Oh wow, he pulled a trigger...

Come back to me when he's killed one with his bare hands.


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#25
Lol. He shot it while it was in the water. They didn'r even know how big it was till they pulled out it's warm carcass.

At least it could have made a dash for him and he KO'd it. But no. How pointless.
#26
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is it the same one that was smoking? if so he's definitely a badass.


I remember that thread and his name was dong-dong
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#27
that kids gonna be a serial killer.......

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#28
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I'd like to think I have better morals than that.


Well, your morals seem to be fairly nasty in nature...you fooled me with the [I]Coolest. Kid. Ever

I thought it was a link
#29
Well, your morals seem to be fairly nasty in nature...you fooled me with the [I]Coolest. Kid. Ever

I thought it was a link

Sorry....
#30
"Nxt yeer amgona kill evin bigger amiday-gator"

WAT.
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#32
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Too bad Steve Irwin didn't have that kid around...


Why exactly?
#33
I heard this on the news, and was like "Holy ****, this kid took down an alligator one-on-one!" Then I actually saw the story. The kid is kind of an asshole.


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Why exactly?


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#34
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Why exactly?


As bait of course.
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#35
He is going to be rolling the pussay
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#36
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He is going to be rolling the pussay


Telling those stories around the see-saw in the playground. That kid is going to get all the girls.
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#38
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