Poll: Monster? How do?
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I'd go on a frickin killing spree!!!
19 19%
Live in seclusion and hide from the outside world.
16 16%
Find a hot girl who'd hide and take care of me. Damn right!
30 31%
Work for an evil scientist. Mwuahahahaaa!!!
5 5%
Stalk someone and ruin their life.
9 9%
Die.
2 2%
I'm 12 and what is this?
17 17%
Voters: 98.
#1
Like the title says.

If you were some monster, how would you live?

Monsters such as the Lochness monster, Bigfoot, Jersey Devil, Mothman, The Rake, etc.

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#2
Like now. Murdering prostitutes from town to town.
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#3
Eating the flesh and drinking the blood of the innocent.


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#4
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Eating the flesh and drinking the blood of the innocent.


I shoulda made more options.

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#5
I'll be like the chupacabra and suck the blood out of your small pets.
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#7
i would stalk, rape, murder, eat, and display the corpse of a young girl. i would display it in a town square. preferably in Victorian England.
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i would stalk, rape, murder, eat, and display the corpse of a young girl. i would display it in a town square. preferably in Victorian England.





I'd probably do this sometime or another as well.
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#10
I would settle down in a suburban semi-detached, and subscribe to Reader's Digest.
#12
Work for an evil scientist. Mwuahahahaaa!!!
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#13
Assuming I'd be a very big monster, I'd go around shitting on cars, people, houses, etc...
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#14
im twelve and what is this???
DO YOU LIEK ME???

cause i dont like you


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#15
I'd do the MarbleHornet approach and stalk someone with a camera with a dodgy mic. Also I'd dress up as a posh shop mannequin whilst doing it for kicks.
#19
I'd post deranged threads like this.
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#20
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I'd post deranged threads like this.


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#22
I'd do the same thing I do every day TS....
TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!
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#23
I don't know, I just hope my name isn't Tony, and that my school mates won't ostracize me


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