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So, as a project for my marketing class, we are to come up with a product from Hershey's Chocolate that is to be targeted towards men. I don't really want to do a "football shaped chocolate bar" because everyone in my class is doing something along those lines, and it seems a little cliche.

So far, I've come up with "Hershey's cologne," but i don't really know how I want to make it smell. I've smelled the Axe Chocolate stuff and it was bad; didn't even smell like chocolate.

Can I get some opinions on this and possibly some new ideas if this goes nowhere?

tl;dr: It's not that long. Just read it.

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#2
lol nah.

The smell of chocolate makes me sick.
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#3
That would make me want chocolate pretzels all the time.

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#4
how about chocolate body butter for sexy time?

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#5
How about chocolate flavored condoms instead?


Your idea is pretty good though, I think. I might buy it if I was in a weird mood or I was going out with a girl who really liked chocolate.
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#7
cool idea, bro.
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#9
Also, just because it smells like chocolate doesn't make it an aphrodesiac...

You'd probably have to mix in chocolate for that effect and I don't know any who'd cover themselves in chocolate spray.
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#10
I don't wanna do anything sexual, because we have to present this to the class and my immaturity would cause me to laugh the whole time.

The chocolate pretzels comment got me thinking. I googled it and Hersheys doesnt make chocolate pretzels.

Thoughts? It would be like a pretzel covered in a Hershey Kiss.

(btw, i have no idea how Hershey's Kisses taste, i despise chocolate, so I can't really judge)

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I don't wanna do anything sexual, because we have to present this to the class and my immaturity would cause me to laugh the whole time.

The chocolate pretzels comment got me thinking. I googled it and Hersheys doesnt make chocolate pretzels.

Thoughts? It would be like a pretzel covered in a Hershey Kiss.

(btw, i have no idea how Hershey's Kisses taste, i despise chocolate, so I can't really judge)

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#12
Hmm, turns out they make Pretzel Bites. Damn.

Any other ideas?

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#13
chocolate face mask to clean your pores n ****

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#14
I have a bear that smells like chocolate because of a oil based perfume. It smells delicious.

Here are some ideas.
Chocolate toothpaste, lip balm, shampoo, conditioner, chocolate dipped fruit, paper with chocolate fragrance, laundry detergent, deodorant... the ideas get weirder and weirder as I go... candles, incense, hand cream, guitar-shaped, toliet paper, urine mint thinges, pens with chocolate fragrance ink... the possibilities are endless...
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"Heeeeeyyyy Guys!! Like sex? Would you like to have it whenever you please? Well we've got the product for you! It's Chocolate! And if you buy and eat 1000 bars, you will cum chocolate, making you irresistable to women! Just ask our satisfied customer!..."
*ACTUAL TESTIMONY*
"Hi, I'm Robert and I'm 20 years old. I used to be like all you out there, who never seemed to get women who wanted to have another ride on the R-train. Toot Toot! I would spend all my time on internet forums, debating with 14year olds about which Pokemon was best. That's before I tried chocolate. There was an urban legend circulating that if you bought and consumed 1000 bars of chocolate, you would cum chocolate. Of course, I tried it, and look at me now. *holds up pic of 300 pound man being kissed by 2 different women* I'm living the dream! And now, I even get to work from home, because I can't fit through the office door! That's all for now! Try it!"

(main announcer) "As you can see folks, he's living the dream! So go on down to your local warehouse super store and buy the 1000 bar of chocolate bag! If they don't have it, they're not super, just somewhat great. Do you want all the women you can handle? Do you want to file the Johnson Report while getting blown by 4 women who have a craving for chocolate? Then try it and buy some today!"
#17
Put a block of chocolate in a deodorant stick
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#18
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Put a block of chocolate in a deodorant stick


That would end up smelling horribly bad.
#19
Make a chocolate Taj Mahal for an Indian prince.. obviously
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#20
Chocolate? CHOCOLATE!!! CHOCOLATE!!!!! CHOCOLAAAAAAATEEEEEE!!!!!
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"Heeeeeyyyy Guys!! Like sex? Would you like to have it whenever you please? Well we've got the product for you! It's Chocolate! And if you buy and eat 1000 bars, you will cum chocolate, making you irresistable to women! Just ask our satisfied customer!..."
*ACTUAL TESTIMONY*
"Hi, I'm Robert and I'm 20 years old. I used to be like all you out there, who never seemed to get women who wanted to have another ride on the R-train. Toot Toot! I would spend all my time on internet forums, debating with 14year olds about which Pokemon was best. That's before I tried chocolate. There was an urban legend circulating that if you bought and consumed 1000 bars of chocolate, you would cum chocolate. Of course, I tried it, and look at me now. *holds up pic of 300 pound man being kissed by 2 different women* I'm living the dream! And now, I even get to work from home, because I can't fit through the office door! That's all for now! Try it!"

(main announcer) "As you can see folks, he's living the dream! So go on down to your local warehouse super store and buy the 1000 bar of chocolate bag! If they don't have it, they're not super, just somewhat great. Do you want all the women you can handle? Do you want to file the Johnson Report while getting blown by 4 women who have a craving for chocolate? Then try it and buy some today!"


I almost lol'd.

But TS, Bring in some chocolate axe and say you told them to make it, because you have a guy on the inside who just so happens to have dirt on the CEO, and about how that night of the christmas party he got so wasted on strawberry champagne(It's gotta be strawberry, otherwise, this doesn't work) that he got sticky with the secretary of the third floor in front of Mr.Owens' office; thus leading to why the security tapes were all trashed and the broom closet on that floor has no handle on the inside of the door. The CEO had to cover up the smell of inter-office intercourse, sweat, and shame with something other than the strawberry essence of failure and ecstacy, but couldn't think of anything, until they asked what he was going to do, in which your friend, who video-taped the whole thing on his cell-phone, whom you asked for an Idea for what the hell to do with freakin chocolate because your teacher Ms. Smith has a chocolate fetish and keeps it hidden under the desk to sniff during lunch hour and masturbate furiously to while thinking up clever ways to vex her children; comes in and says, "Hey, we should do Chocolate scented Axe" and won himself a promotion, which he thanked you for by promptly sending you a free sample of the product.

It was your Idea, and you should get an A for it.


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I almost lol'd.

But TS, Bring in some chocolate axe and say you told them to make it, because you have a guy on the inside who just so happens to have dirt on the CEO, and about how that night of the christmas party he got so wasted on strawberry champagne(It's gotta be strawberry, otherwise, this doesn't work) that he got sticky with the secretary of the third floor in front of Mr.Owens' office; thus leading to why the security tapes were all trashed and the broom closet on that floor has no handle on the inside of the door. The CEO had to cover up the smell of inter-office intercourse, sweat, and shame with something other than the strawberry essence of failure and ecstacy, but couldn't think of anything, until they asked what he was going to do, in which your friend, who video-taped the whole thing on his cell-phone, whom you asked for an Idea for what the hell to do with freakin chocolate because your teacher Ms. Smith has a chocolate fetish and keeps it hidden under the desk to sniff during lunch hour and masturbate furiously to while thinking up clever ways to vex her children; comes in and says, "Hey, we should do Chocolate scented Axe" and won himself a promotion, which he thanked you for by promptly sending you a free sample of the product.

It was your Idea, and you should get an A for it.


But if that don't work, make s'mores.
And send 'em to UG!


Send smores to UG???


Zappp would be wondering what's with all the smores in his mail then.

XD
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"Heeeeeyyyy Guys!! Like sex? Would you like to have it whenever you please? Well we've got the product for you! It's Chocolate! And if you buy and eat 1000 bars, you will cum chocolate, making you irresistable to women! Just ask our satisfied customer!..."
*ACTUAL TESTIMONY*
"Hi, I'm Robert and I'm 20 years old. I used to be like all you out there, who never seemed to get women who wanted to have another ride on the R-train. Toot Toot! I would spend all my time on internet forums, debating with 14year olds about which Pokemon was best. That's before I tried chocolate. There was an urban legend circulating that if you bought and consumed 1000 bars of chocolate, you would cum chocolate. Of course, I tried it, and look at me now. *holds up pic of 300 pound man being kissed by 2 different women* I'm living the dream! And now, I even get to work from home, because I can't fit through the office door! That's all for now! Try it!"

(main announcer) "As you can see folks, he's living the dream! So go on down to your local warehouse super store and buy the 1000 bar of chocolate bag! If they don't have it, they're not super, just somewhat great. Do you want all the women you can handle? Do you want to file the Johnson Report while getting blown by 4 women who have a craving for chocolate? Then try it and buy some today!"


just invent chocolate-flavored semen and you will have sex all the time

women shall whore your body for teh magical taste!
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Send smores to UG???


Zappp would be wondering what's with all the smores in his mail then.

XD

I smell a smore's meme (lolpun)


There is chocolately goodness in the force.
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#28
Chocolate dildos:

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make a fully functional chocolate time machine



Then eat it.


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#30
The Axe isnt SUPPOSED to smell like chocolate

its "as irresistible as chocolate"
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#31
Ummmm, the smell of chocolate is actually a bit of a turn-off for girls...... or at least chocolate breath is... I'm assuming that goes for cologne as well.
#32
Who needs cologne?

I just straight up rub myself down with chocolate bars before I go out every day.

I might have massive amounts of acne scattered throughout my body because of it, but **** man the ladies love to sniff my chocolaty pore patches; so it's all good.
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Ummmm, the smell of chocolate is actually a bit of a turn-off for girls...... or at least chocolate breath is... I'm assuming that goes for cologne as well.

lol wat


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#34
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lol wat


Like I said, I just know that chocolate-BREATH is, so idk....
#35
they dun want the smell, they want the TASTE!

hence my concept on chocolate-flavored semen xD
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#37
thats um.... chocolate syrup on an oreo, damn good!
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#38
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thats um.... chocolate syrup on an oreo, damn good!

they did that though...


You should do it again.


They coated just about everything in chocolate (yes, including that) at some point or another.


Soooo, you should do chocolate flavored shnozzberries.
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#39
You should make a cheap rip-off of the Wonderball! I ****ing loved those things!


That, or just make a giant ball of chocolate. Your choice....
#40
yes but they probably never made a double-decker of oreos engulfed in chocolate syrup... i gotta go try that O_O
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