#1
Friendly Human-Cat for adoption.

I will crawl around your house and do cat-like things in exchange for only cat food, water, a litter box, and occasional treats. Cat-cats are more of a hassle than human-cats. If you are looking to adopt a cat-cat and have been researching the matter you already know what I mean. There is less research to be done on human-cats, so let a friendly little fellow into your house today and be one of the first to spearhead a fledgeling community.

I will not speak or do anything human-like, only cat-like. I look out windows, become enthralled with small objects, run across the house in the middle of the night and make a terrifying sound in the corner, nuzzle you with my head, etc. You must take care of me as you would a cat-cat.

Email me for details.
#3
are you potty trained
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#5
im not sure whether to report this or not. seriously...

what the fukc?
I've got the spirit, but lose the feeling.
#7
where are you located?
FOR SALE:

Wilkinson EZ lok Tuners - £15
Dunlop 535q Multiwah - £80

Offers/Trades anyone?
#8
Pm'd
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#10
Ohh, and DioFan88, for some reason I didnt get your pm. Can you try sending it again?