#1
There was one donut left after last night and it went stale from sitting out on the counter all day, so I figured I'd toss it in the toaster to see if a warm toasty donut would be good.


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Go to the closest coffee shop or Tim Hortons, or whereever you can get a plain donut with just either icing sugar or sugar on it and let it go stale and toast it. If it isn't stale it just falls to pieces. They get really soft and the sugar melts a bit and soaks into the donut. Tastiest thing in the world!

GO TRY IT PIT!
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#2
Er...


I'll pass, thank you.


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#4
I have just returned from purchasing the doughnut, I am now in the process of letting it go stale, how much time do you think would be appropiate? I'm really looking forward to experiencing this treat of which you speak.

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#5
hey guys try this

buy donuts
and heres the tricky part

eat them while they're fresh
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#8
Can I do it without the stale?
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hey guys try this

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and heres the tricky part

eat them while they're fresh


omg, that sounds tough! i might need a video or something showing me how to do it, or else i might forget something.
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Go to the closest coffee shop or Tim Hortons, or whereever you can get a plain donut with just either icing sugar or sugar on it and let it go stale and toast it. If it isn't stale it just falls to pieces. They get really soft and the sugar melts a bit and soaks into the donut. Tastiest thing in the world!



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#12
When I read donuts in the Pit, I assumed you would use it as a cock ring and fap with it. I was wrong apparently.
#13
Your love of the donut is just a material feeling inside your mouth coated with vitamin T7 and other unnecessary nutrients of these sorts.
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Your love of the donut is just a material feeling inside your mouth coated with vitamin T7 and other unnecessary nutrients of these sorts.


You mean fat and fried dough?

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#16
Yup.

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#18
Hamilton mountain, by sobeys on gage and rymal!

It might work fresh but they're too soft.
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Same Here Bro, Whereabouts in Hamilton are you ?


I'm 'technically' not in Hamilton, but closer to Binbrook. Near Rymal and Dartnall.
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#22
Why not let it sit out for 7 days??
7 TIMES THE TASTINESS!

I'm gonna buy a 50 pack of donuts, let them sit out starting today. Every week ill eat one till it stops tasting good.
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