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#1
I couldn't find anything else and i just wanted to start this and just make this thread and share.So just post if you are a lefty ect.

(I'm kinda a wannabe lefty because I am lefty and i play my drums lefty but play almost everything else right handed except write) dont know where this is gonna go
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#2
**** yeah lefties! ****ing with the righties since 1 A.D.
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#5
rocky! rocky! rocky!
In speed versus emotional playing, i think of an M16 versus an M24. You can have 650 rounds per minute, or one round, one kill. Both should be in your arsenal.

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#7
I write with my right hand
I box and wushu southpaw
I play basketball with a dominant left hand
I play guitar righthanded
I wipe my ass right handed
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#8
Quote by Nelsean
I write with my right hand
I box and wushu southpaw
I play basketball with a dominant left hand
I play guitar righthanded
I wipe my ass right handed

the had you wipe with is most definitely the dominate hand
In speed versus emotional playing, i think of an M16 versus an M24. You can have 650 rounds per minute, or one round, one kill. Both should be in your arsenal.

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#10
can someone tell me why it's called southpaw?
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#12
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**** yeah lefties! ****ing with the righties since 1 A.D.



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#13
i fought southpaw a lot, i am ambidextrous so i always fought opposite to throw my opponents off

i could have learned to write and play guitar lefty but i was taught to use my right, i can do everything else just as well with my left as my right
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#14
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can someone tell me why it's called southpaw?


In baseball, lefty pitchers (southpaws) face the South on a baseball diamond.
#15
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In baseball, lefty pitchers (southpaws) face the South on a baseball diamond.

thank you very much
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#17
i am a lefty but play guitar right handed
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#19
Quote by ajreciever14
the had you wipe with is most definitely the dominate hand

Actually I think it might have something to do with the side of the toilet on which the toilet roll holder is in your house

OT, I'm lefty for writing, most sports, etc. but play guitar righty, and all other instruments which I've tried.
#21
lefty in all aspects besides playing guitar right handed. i thought i was playing it left handed when i first started, cuz i figured ur best hand would be fretting.

in other countries id be screwd tho cuz i wipe right and eat left. im pretty sure thats punishable by getting ur hands chopped off in some places.


discrimination i deal with everyday: the pledge of allegiance. handshakes. stick shifts. sitting on the edge of desks. dirty hands when writing. spiral notebooks. smoking weed (pipes r right handed). and my worst enemy: scissors.


Jesus was left-handed. It is stated in the Bible the Jesus sitteth at the right hand of God. That is because God is also left-handed. Now some right-handers may say, (imagine snooty, right-hander voice here) "Well. If God was left-handed, and so was His Son, then why does Jesus sit at God's RIGHT hand?" This is, of course, backwards, right-hander logic. But we must excuse them for lesser intellect.
The OBVIOUS reason why Jesus sits on God's right hand is so they don't bump elbows when they eat. Duh.
#22
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The OBVIOUS reason why Jesus sits on God's right hand is so they don't bump elbows when they eat. Duh.


I lol'd

& to stay on topic, huzzah for lefthandedness! Did you know the the Latin word for "left" is "sinestra". Then those bastard righties derive "sinister" out of it and give it negative connotations! eff dat shiz yo
#24
I'm a righty with most things but i always wipe my backside with my left.
#25
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My penis bends to the left if that counts.


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#27
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You can be an honary member if your member forms a perfect L shape

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#28
im a lefty but play bass right handed LOL.

Although i used to fence with my left since it was easier,dunno why but right handed bass feels easier than left handed.
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#29
I write and wank with my left, I do everything else with my right-hand.

Hope that was informative.
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#32
Am I the only proper Left-handed person here, I do everything with my left hand.
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#33
I'm a leftie. Horaah.

Where I'm from we don't use the word southpaw though. People are more likely to call it "cack-handed"
#34
Quote by JackalUK
Then you my friend will only be ****ing yourself



its not even a j at all. and a 3/4 circled rod would be screwing yourself.

i said a retarded j because it curves to the left EVER SO SLIGHTLY and reminds me of a J more than an L.
#35
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I'm ambidextrous



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#36
i write with my left hand but play with both!

so HA!!
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sorry

i cum blood

gets me every time
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#37
Guitar, martial arts, writing, wiping, fapping, flipping people the bird, eating, all done left handed, most sports also done left handed. for some reason i play golf and hockey right handed. try to figure that one out.
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#38
Southpaw guitarist here, always on the lookout for cool and rare lefty axes.
Lefties Unite!
#39
I'm ambridextrose, what does that count for?
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