#1
I came home today to an awesome surprise! To clarify, 'home' is a crappy apartment with a room mate, and a semi-room mate who lives upstairs but spends all his time in my living room. They bought this little guy and surprised me with him today!

I give you...


WILLIAM MURDERFACE! (no, I didn't name him. they did.)

He's the bomb diggity. He runs around all the time and sniffs things and sleeps on me while I watch Always Sunny. He's already litter trained at 6 months old, so I get a kitten without having to clean up piss everywhere. So great.
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#2
William Murderface Poor cat.

Edit: The quote in your sig makes this even funnier.

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#3
Change his name to Master Meow.
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#4
Any nudez of your hat? I cant help but imagine its soft fuzzy arms grabbing my penis.

EDIT: Good name, we named our cat Layla but her name really should be Murderface, she is a total b*tch.
#5
awesome!

He looks like my Grandmothers cat Mac.
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#6
I also have a ridiculous cat. In fact, she's staring at me now. I call her Mr. Kittay, regardless of the fact that she is a she. Oh well
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#7
That poor kitty, has to live in an apartment full of people stupid enough to name it William Murderface
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That poor kitty, has to live in an apartment full of people stupid enough to name it William Murderface

That was my second though, the first being 'OOH A KITTY.' He'll be fine, we don't throw ragers or anything.
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Bewtful.
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#12
You watch It's Always Sunny and you didn't name him AGENT JACK BAUER?!?!
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#14
sound awesome man
imo Sir William Murderface has a better ring to it
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You watch It's Always Sunny and you didn't name him AGENT JACK BAUER?!?!

They named him, not me! I would have named him Rivers anyway. =W= ftw
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#16
the only acceptable names for cats are Master Meow, Mister Meow, and Madame Meow-Meow
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#17
lol. call him Bill for short.
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