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Other surprising results culled from the poll's respondents, which sampled women from 20 countries to rate nations on their ability in the bedroom and give reasons for their answers, include Swedish men as "too quick to the finish" and the Dutch as too dominating
"These results," said a spokesperson for OnePoll.com, "are an eye-opener for thousands of men around the world and female travellers might judge potential new lovers by looking at these results."

lulz

http://www.yourtango.com/200938569/worlds-10-best-worst-lovers#ixzz0SpbkLwQA


World's Worst Lovers:--------------------World's Best Lovers:
1. Germany (too smelly)------------------1. Spain
2. England (too lazy-----------------------2. Brazil
3. Sweden (too quick)---------------------3. Italy
4. Holland (too dominating)--------------4. France
5. America (too rough)--------------------5. Ireland
6. Greece (too lovey-dovey)-------------6. South Africa
7. Wales (too selfish)---------------------7. Australia
8. Scotland (too loud)---------------------8. New Zealand
9. Turkey (too sweaty)--------------------9. Denmark
10. Russia (too hairy)---------------------10. Canada


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#2
Northern Ireland is close enough to ireland, in claiming that 5th place
#3
guess who's moving to spain!
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#4
Sweet, Scotland aint in the top 5.
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#6
well thats making love... women love it rough
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#8
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Northern Ireland is close enough to ireland, in claiming that 5th place

The top five are all predominately Catholic countries, coincidence? So, I guess it depends what kind of Northerner you are
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#9
Well, glad I'm not German.

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The top five are all predominately Catholic countries, coincidence? So, I guess it depends what kind of Northerner you are

The top 4 speak romance languages. hmmmmm
Last edited by Masamune at Oct 2, 2009,
#12
Strange how the Dutch are too dominating..I was really gunning for the Germans on that one.

Woo Canada, top 10, just borderlining terrible lovers!
#13
Italy for #1. This is a grievous error. Shame.
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#14
I heard this on the radio on the way to work yesterday morning.

Yep.. I have not much more to contribute.

Oh, and my country is 7th best. Not a bad effort.

EDIT:

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Strange how the Dutch are too dominating..I was really gunning for the Germans on that one.

Woo Canada, top 10, just borderlining terrible lovers!


Nah, there's the top 10, then there's hundreds of other countries, THEN there's the bottom 10. Be proud of your 10th spot!

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#15
Kensai is a country in himself?
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#17
If I didn't know any better I'd say I'm English, Turkish, Welsh, and Swedish all wrapped into one.

Edit: South Africa and Australia?


Really?
#19
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Kensai is a country in himself?


Pssh, everyone knows the only people who live in Sweden are Kensai and the members of Opeth.
#21
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Kensai is a country in himself?

Yanks isn't a country
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#23
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Yanks isn't a country


Oh ****.

You ever ****ed an Australian?
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#24
Although now I know why I don't usually last long at all when I jack off (because I have no idea how long I last in bed. Virginity FTL.), though: my grandma on my dad's side is a full-blooded Swede.
#26
Canadian with German and Italian heritage. Two good ones make up for a bad one lol.
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#28
Quote by -xCaMRocKx-
I heard this on the radio on the way to work yesterday morning.

Yep.. I have not much more to contribute.

Oh, and my country is 7th best. Not a bad effort.

EDIT:


Nah, there's the top 10, then there's hundreds of other countries, THEN there's the bottom 10. Be proud of your 10th spot!


GOOOOOO CANADA!

We're sex mongers, what can I say?
#29
I believe the Georgian women I encountered in Italy would beg to differ...gigidy gigidy.


...unless that means a point for Italy?
#30
Of course we're quick to finish, we're keeping the women away from the kitchen!
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#31
...why do people want to know if I've ****ed an Australian.
Who're you guys, the DPP?
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#32
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#33
Psh, here and America its completely normal to want to hold a gun while bumping ugly's. Its not that were not good, its just us Americans are a victim of a cultural misunderstanding.
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#36
that England lazy stuff is bull****, the British are the worlds most hard-working people. and were pretty bloody enthusiastic about sex
in England society revolves around sex. and as English girls are mostly right slags, we men compete, we have to measure up so to speak with other men, hence we all try very hard LOL


PS china is definetly worst. small dicks and ****ting in mouth fetish's.

EDIT: everyone knows americans suck, they are lazy as hell,
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#38
Quote by bananahammock
that England lazy stuff is bull****, the British are the worlds most hard-working people. and were pretty bloody enthusiastic about sex
in England society revolves around sex
. and as English girls are mostly right slags, we men compete, we have to measure up so to speak with other men, hence we all try very hard LOL


Last edited by ShallowEndings at Oct 2, 2009,
#39
Ofcourse we´re quick, our girls are so hot that it is humanly impossible to jeep it in for more than 20 minutes.
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#40
After hearing my roommate, I'd be inclined to moving America up several places, maybe to 3 or 4. "Ow, stop! That hurts," is often mistaken for "That is quite pleasing in a most tactile sense. Please continue." by American men.


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