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Friendly Human-Cat for adoption.

I will crawl around your house and do cat-like things in exchange for only cat food, water, a litter box, and occasional treats. Cat-cats are more of a hassle than human-cats. If you are looking to adopt a cat-cat and have been researching the matter you already know what I mean. There is less research to be done on human-cats, so let a friendly little fellow into your house today and be one of the first to spearhead a fledgeling community.

I will not speak or do anything human-like, only cat-like. I look out windows, become enthralled with small objects, run across the house in the middle of the night and make a terrifying sound in the corner, nuzzle you with my head, etc. You must take care of me as you would a cat-cat.

Email me for details.

Edit: Located just outside Liverpool, but I'm willing to travel.
Last edited by zillafan74 at Oct 3, 2009,
#3
You housebroken?
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#4
Someone took a little to much LSD.
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This is lame...
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Pics?



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Pics?


That might be the funniest thing I've seen all week. Well done.
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#11

That's amazing.
But I think you're too far, even if I was interested...

So, what are your intentions of this thing?
#12
Something about this just screams awesome

sticking this
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#13
What about velociraptor-cats?

....cause those would be pretty freaking awesome.
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#15
Do you pay the travel expinces, or do I? I would consider a human cat if I didn't have to ship you all the way accross the Atlantic.
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What about velociraptor-cats?

....cause those would be pretty freaking awesome.


or a velociraptor and cat hybrid. It would be terrifyingly cute.
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how do you feel about alaska?
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how do you feel about alaska?

Dude, I was about to ask this same thing...Wana share a human cat?
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fret-less is wrong on most of his other points though. And he's an idiot.
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#21
This was typed so formally you want to believe it

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#22


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I wasn't sure that this was reaching the public properly, and I wasn't quite sure how to move a thread.
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oh god i'm high and i laughed my ass off at this cat
#26
Cats are shit. Can you do a human miniature elephant or human turtle?
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#28
I may be able to do the human turtle, but I usually specialize in the cat department.
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Congrats on ruining this thread. Does that make you feel good about yourself?
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#34
what if someone actually did this... like you could actually live pretending to be a cat, it'd be odd but as long as your "cat food" has proper nutrients for a human you could totally get away with it... and with enough LSD you would ENJOY doing it!
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you definitely just googled human cats though.



This post makes me okay with the fact that you didn't come up with the original idea.
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You're a good guy.

I would go to war with you.
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Hey! They prefer to be called Canadian-Americans!
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I'll take 5.
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