#1
Thought that the pit would enjoy this. Found it on digg.

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#3
I love this sort of thing, makes you wish you had the balls to do it yourself.
#5
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I love this sort of thing, makes you wish you had the balls to do it yourself.

Yeah I would never go this far, however I did draw a whale on my math test, didn't get the answer right like the other guy though


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#8
Hahahaha, oh man, that's pretty damn good. Artwork is great too! Matriarchy is definitly shown, I dunno what that teacher doesn't see. It's obviously a woman.
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#10
Why did the teacher write in colored pencil? Lol, I've seen this before but it's funny.
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#12
Wow, that's great. Why did she write in colored pencil though?
And now that we're on the subject of these, does anybody have any other pictures like this one?
#13
If you like that, check out this one; I was drinking applejuice when I read it.... it ended up coming out my nose............ applejuice is very acidic..... but anyways, it's hilarious.
#14
Well I once did something similar though not as funny.
I was talking in class s my teacher told me to fill two A4 pages writing how to behave in class for the next class, and that I'd have to read it in front of everyone.
So I filled it with stuff like "You should not drink cola in class", "You should not drink Vodka in class", "You should not drink Scotch in class", "You should not drink Gin in class", "You should not smoke Marlboro in class", "You should not smoke Camel in class", "You should not smoke L&M in class", "You should not smoke MJ in class", then I moved on to "You should not hit the teacher in class", "You should not hit Amit in class", "You should not hit John in class"... Etc etc etc...
The teacher told me to read it without reviewing it first. The whole class started laughing, and the teacher had to accept it since I did what she told me after all .
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#15
Quote by ☼Blink☼
Yeah I would never go this far, however I did draw a whale on my math test, didn't get the answer right like the other guy though

I once handed in half an introductory paragraph, 7 pictures of elephants and the caption "Do I get extra marks for elephants?" Apparently you don't.
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#17
lol that's epic.

But for those of us who don't know, just what are abstinence cartoons? I'm guessing some school-administered anti-sex propaganda?
#18
i do stupid **** like that all the time, just not going that far.

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#19
My friend wrote his whole R.E. exam about Oblivion i.e. deadra etc
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#20
too much win.
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#21
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If you like that, check out this one; I was drinking applejuice when I read it.... it ended up coming out my nose............ applejuice is very acidic..... but anyways, it's hilarious.



HAHAHAHAHA Dude, he only got a "D"! That's awesome!
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#22
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My friend wrote his whole R.E. exam about Oblivion i.e. deadra etc


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#23
One of my cousins did something like this on her anatomy test:

"How does the egg decide which sperm to impregnate it?"
"Whichever one calls shotgun"

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#24
Quote by herby190
If you like that, check out this one; I was drinking applejuice when I read it.... it ended up coming out my nose............ applejuice is very acidic..... but anyways, it's hilarious.




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#25
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One of my cousins did something like this on her anatomy test:

"How does the egg decide which sperm to impregnate it?"
"Whichever one calls shotgun"

Full credit.


I'd give that a distinction. Not only is she right, that's hilarious.

I've gotten a couple of things like this on my prac, although nothing nearly as bad as that essay and the abstinance drawings (I'm at uni doing high school teaching). It makes marking so much more fun.

Still, what kind of screwed up school makes students draw abstinance ****? I'm a freakin' teacher and even I don't see the merit in that! That's just as bad as forcing religious studies onto the kids!

A trick to do to piss off your english teachers when you have a crappy set text or video or whatever, is write in your essays that you hated it and properly justify why. I used to do that, they hated it because they didn't agree with me, but they had to give me full marks regardless.

Personally, I reckon that if a student can do that in any of my tests they should be congratulated for being smart enough to be a smart arse and get away with it.

Oh, and I can't stop laughing at the eyes on the 'Heathy Alternative' tile.
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