#1
Why do the english language have their word for penis as the name for a person.
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#3
I don't think that you're strictly familiar with the English language.
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#8
Dick is a nickname for Richard

And later it became slang for a penis, I'm assuming

But the other day at work I found a guy named Richard Cockes. I chuckled
#10
It's a very good question. I think some people are just drunk when they name their kids


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Why doES the english language have their word for penis as the name for a person.



Honestly, that is the most annoying error anyone can make. You sound like one of those foreign people who play on an english MMORPG server.
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