Poll: Best weapon?
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A
58 55%
B
21 20%
C
11 10%
D
6 6%
E
9 9%
Voters: 105.
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#1
Say you were surrounded by flesh-eating zombies and the only things around that you could use as a weapon were these guitars. Which would you choose?

Guitar A


Guitar B


Guitar C


Guitar D


Guitar E
#4
The Dean by a long shot. It'd probably pwn you before you could use it against someone else though.
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#7
Quote by necrosis1193
As usual Natrone's mouth spouts general win.

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man, Natrone you're some kind of ninja I swear


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#9
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A Les Paul would since they are mostly 12 pounds of pure Lower Back Spasm fun
Nah the neck would break instantly
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#12
Actually, a Strat. Its the only guitar I can think of that wouldn't break!
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As usual Natrone's mouth spouts general win.

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man, Natrone you're some kind of ninja I swear


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plexi


i realize the longshot that is. little giant to humongous one.


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#14
Quote by mitch311
Nah the neck would break instantly

If the neck breaks, you could use it as a baseball bat (like a LP neck was originally built for )
#16
Not only can those guitars scratch your ass and pick your nose, they can kill the guy next to you at the same time. Epic.
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#17


I have a desire for on of the original through-neck ones of these, from the 80s. Put a floyd rose and some other **** on it and it'd be a weapon in more than one sense of the word
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#18
besided the guns the dont fire, and admitedly the sword guitar would be best if u could sharpen the blade and swing it,

out of the options B, its easiest to swing and would hit hard with a solid contact. easily dislocate a shoulder
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#19
Quote by darkcheef


A Les Paul would since they are mostly 12 pounds of pure Lower Back Spasm fun



They weigh 17
#21
Quote by electric wizard


I have a desire for on of the original through-neck ones of these, from the 80s. Put a floyd rose and some other **** on it and it'd be a weapon in more than one sense of the word


is this the guitar used in the Anticosmic Overload music vid? if so, what guitar is this?

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#22
No telecaster? My old one could take out walls! Mere zombies would be no problem...
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#24




These two might work nicely.



And don't forget a pedal to throw at them from a distance.
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#25
Raw Power SGs.
Heavy as a f*ucking rock to smash your enemy.
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#27
None of the above this guitar that is made from knife grade stainless steel probably would put all guitars to shame if used as a weapon.



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#28
A genuine 72' tele deluxe. Heavy maple body, durable and reliable, easy to swing, and if Pete Townshend could cut through a 412 and keep playing in tune with one, I can cleave a zombie head off.
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#30
There's really no point posting pics of other guitars. OP's asking asking which one you'd pick out of those 5. I'd pick A.
#31
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This would actually be the best idea. It's the lightest one so far, you could keep swinging it all day.
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#32
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The ESP Custom Shop never fails to amaze me. I would never buy one, but it's pretty awesome how they think of those designs and how they go about making them.
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#33
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The ESP Custom Shop never fails to amaze me. I would never buy one, but it's pretty awesome how they think of those designs and how they go about making them.


You just implied (or it seemed like it to me) that this guitar was a production model. It was made for some Japanese guitarist, can't remember though.
#34
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You just implied (or it seemed like it to me) that this guitar was a production model. It was made for some Japanese guitarist, can't remember though.


sorry, I wasn't trying to imply that it was a production model.
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The resonant frequency of the clitoris is too low for the guitar players to take care of.


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you sir, have just won for this statement. =D


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#35
My friend stabbed me with his warlock one time. It hurt. I'm sure if you put some force into it, it could break skin.
#37
Quote by SPBY
is this the guitar used in the Anticosmic Overload music vid? if so, what guitar is this?


The guitar you're talking about is a Ran custom.
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#40

The metal on there hurts......
if the neck holds up, you have a decent weapon.
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