#2
Wait, there are currently people in your house and your in the pit?
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#10
One time I went to a party and there was beers there. I didn't drink any but I felt cool just being around people who were having beers.
#11
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One time I went to a party and there was beers there. I didn't drink any but I felt cool just being around people who were having beers.

One time I held a beer bottle full of beer in my right hand. I felt so....grown up!
#13
Get some real drinking stories. I have a fair few.

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#15
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One night, I touched a girls boobies


pics or it didnt happen
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Oh yeah, and if guitar hero got you into the guitar? you're really playing for the wrong reasons.

there is no wrong reason to play a guitar, except for world enslavement and extermination of certain races, but those guys never make it big anyway.
#18
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pics or it didnt happen

You caught me... Boob handed!
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#19
Quote by SG_dave
real drinking stories involve me falling down stairs

That's one of mine A friend and me decided to fall down the pub's stairs to see who could reach the bottom first.

But house parties are usually way better than going out.

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#20
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One time I held my penis in my right hand. It felt so....grown up!
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#21
Quote by Sublimical
One time I went to a party and there was beers there. I didn't drink any but I felt cool just being around people who were having beers.


my god... how old are you?
#22
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my god... how old are you?


Obviously, he's 7.
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#24
COOL

STORY

BROSEPH


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All I want is for everyone to go to hell...
...It's the last place I was seen before I lost myself



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#25
smoked a **** load o weed, drank like a champion, lost the v card. i had a good night out last night
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#26
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That's one of mine A friend and me decided to fall down the pub's stairs to see who could reach the bottom first.


Reminds me of one of my favorite stoned stories; me and the two guitarists of my band were stoned, and ended up taking a cardboard box down his stairs..... he has very steep stairs. That eventually broke, so then we found a laundry hamper. Twas awesome!


Also, we had a chocolate chip war.
#27
Quote by ikitson
my god... how old are you?


Old enough to hang out with people who have beers.
#28
man... i remember this one time... i had like 1 person over and we like, played a video game once...

awsome times
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#30
this one time, a girl came to my house, so i went on UG, im so cool