#1
So I was bored as hell, and decided to see if maybe there was perhaps something other than a huge abundance of unwanted porn on /b/, something that might be humorous or interesting. Well, I click the link to be, and one of the first things there is a thread on bestiality. Being curious of course, I clicked it, and before the page was done loading, I was out of that **** ASAP.

However, when I tried to close the tab and come here, it wouldn't load. I went to my Network Connections page in the Control Panel, and I learned that my Local Area Connection has been "Firewalled".

I'm sort of scared, since I'm not sure if my ISP did that because I loaded the thread (though I'm pretty sure they did).

So Pit, I ask:
1) will they call my house or notify me/my parents some how that I accessed that thread?
2) is there anything I can do to take down the firewall, or show them (as they could be logging my internet access) that it really wasn't intentional?

Sorry if I seem a bit overreactive, it's just that I'm tripping balls right now at what my parents will say if they found out I was on /b/ for even a fraction of a second.


TL: DR - I accidentally loaded bestiality, now my wired internet is firewalled.

Pat_s1EDIT: I'm on my neighbour's unsecured wireless now btw.
Last edited by Pat_s1t at Oct 4, 2009,
#3
lol

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#4
what are you 8? of course they're going to call

EDIT: Oh, you're 15 and canadian... well that explains it. it was a goat correct?

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#6
Quote by due 07
Oh, well I "accidentally" loaded child pr0n.


And look, he's still here.

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#10
Quote by Pat_s1t
^ No, but I am sleep deprived and knowing of the power my ISP has (they're already blocked me from all torrent sites and proxies leading to them).


Suspect drugs.
#12
Ha that sucks. I doubt that your ISP did it though. Lot's of people look at weird **** on the internet and unless looking at bestiality is illegal where your at I doubt they would care.
#15
Man that's weird, i look at porn every once in a while and my ISP doesnt do **** man. I would say restart your computer, right clicking on the local area connection and click repair, or just disable and enable it again. If that doesnt work Google it, best advice your ever gonna get. If still nothing call your ISP and tell them the scoop. They will believe you that it was an accident, i mean how can they not, you buy their service. Hope that helps!
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#17
One look at the sheer mass of lifeforms that is /b/'s userbase should tell you that not many of them have had their souls repossessed by their ISPs.

Satan, on the other hand, has quite a good percentage of the market share on /b/tards these days.
#20
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It appears as though visiting /b/ just turned on my normal Windows firewall because /b/ is considered dangerous by my computer...

So guys, I'm just gonna go to bed, and let's all pretend I never said a word (or witnessed dolphin+man sex) for the remainder of my time here, k?
Last edited by Pat_s1t at Oct 4, 2009,
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Quote by Pat_s1t
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It appears as though visiting /b/ just turned on my normal Windows firewall because /b/ is considered dangerous by my computer...

So guys, I'm just gonna go to bed, and let's all pretend I never said a word (or witnessed dolphin+man sex) for the remainder of my time here, k?


Were you watching King of the Hill?
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Momie's like not even a real person, just an asian, lesbian spirit.
#25
Quote by Pat_s1t
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It appears as though visiting /b/ just turned on my normal Windows firewall because /b/ is considered dangerous by my computer...

So guys, I'm just gonna go to bed, and let's all pretend I never said a word (or witnessed dolphin+man sex) for the remainder of my time here, k?

Wait, before you go to bed answer me one question.


Was the man copulating with a beached dolphin or was he submerged in the water copulating with the dolphin?

If the latter, was he snorkling or did he have scuba gear on?
#26
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