#1
It's me again lol!

I am here to talk to you about another awesome technique of mine, called cockscratching LeftyDave.

This fine gentleman has 4 friends. I'll pause for a moment to let that sink in. He has FOUR. FRIENDS.

HES A ****ING ASIAN

ENCORE EN FOIS

HES A ****ING YELLOW NIGER



I AM BAFFLED AND DUMBFOUNDED

Anyways.

Today as I was gathering berries in my ass, where I also hide my pick and my axe, I found Leftydave as usual feasting on my excrements. Why?

I do not now.








SO I THOUGHT TO MYSELF

John, if you cannot fight this kid, who can?

The answer was clear. ******.

bla bla bla bla bla


i face your ass using sweet temptation and thus i am a giant catapult ****ting your arse into my face

bye and thx
#3
Quote by EuBoat
*reported*

GTFO

YOU KNOW, thats what your mom said also

did I gtfo? no, I ****ing raped her.

and thats how you were made, you failed abortion piece of jew