#1
So, this morning, I was sitting here at the Pit, browsing, when all of a sudden, I felt a huge dump coming on. I ran upstairs to the toilet, and did my business. Now, what you guys don't understand is that this turd was LARGE. I don't mean long but skinny, but long and fat.

SO, with that in mind, I flushed the toilet. It was so big, it didn't go down. It didn't even break in half. I waited for the toilet to calm down or whatever and flushed again. It didn't go down. 'WTF IS GOING ON HERE?!', I say to myself.

I wait again, and flush again. It is NOT going down. It's not even breaking in half! By this point, I'm obviously getting frustrated. I wait again, flush again, and DAMN IT, IT'S NOT FLUSHING. I am furious by now.


So I decided to come to the Pit to share my story.


Anyone else had similar experiences?
#2
Go flush your god damn toilet.


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Go flush your god damn toilet.

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#6
Prod it with a fish slice then flush.
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#9
**** on it.that should do it
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#14
aww yeah i get it every time i go poop (i poop once every 3-4 days). chop it up with a knife or go mash it with a stick, which my friends mum had to do for his abnormally large crap
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Set it on fire.


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#18
Why the hell does everyone in the pit feel the need to share about their taking a dump? What the fuck, seriously.
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Why the hell does everyone in the pit feel the need to share about their taking a dump? What the fuck, seriously.


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#21
i used to live in a house with my friends and the toilet didnt flush so we always used that as the **** toilet and it just got overflowed with crap so we called the plumber
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#22
Drop a grenade down there.
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#24
pics or it-----wait nvm. keep the pics to yourself.
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#26
Bring it to Switzerland to get it measured
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