Poll: Can you perform Auto-fellatio?
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View poll results: Can you perform Auto-fellatio?
Yes
13 8%
No
98 58%
Never Tried
57 34%
Voters: 168.
#4
sketchy poll is sketchy...
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#5
Never tried. Doubt it'd work.

Quote by Jehuty
I think the pleasure from getting your dong sucked would be negated by the fact that I would have a dick in my mouth.

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#6
Never tried. I have much better things to do with my time ... i'll start trying tommorow.
#7
Quote by Jehuty
I think the pleasure from getting my dong sucked would be negated by the fact that I would have a dick in my mouth.



#8
Quote by Jehuty
I think the pleasure from getting my dong sucked would be negated by the fact that I would have a dick in my mouth.


That quote, in some form, has come up every singe time a thread about this has been posted for as long as I've been here. But yeah, +1.
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#11
Quote by Jehuty
I think the pleasure from getting my dong sucked would be negated by the fact that I would have a dick in my mouth.


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#14
Of course I've tried it, we all have. Sadly, however, I cannot.

I've done it in a dream though. That was pretty cool.
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#15
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I do believe most of the metal forum beat you to it.


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#18
wat
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#21
yes...but i got a gf for that, fag.

and use the searchbar please
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#22
^^^ DAMN YOUSE!!!!




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#25
never tried.

and I never really want to.

I could just get one of the girls on my floor to do it for me if I really needed it.
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#26
Never tried, I assumed it wasn't biologically possible Oh and I'm not that creepy.
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#27
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#29
Not gonna lie, I got it for a second one time. Just that once though.
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#30
number of people who voted no is 69

i voted no btw, i could almost do it but then i gave up cos i realised it would be gay
#31
I used to be able to when I was 11 or 12. Needless to say, I got no work done that year whatsoever.
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#32
im gna be honist and say i can i think it was due to me being born in a awkward way when i was young and my ribs are all ****ed up.

but yeah i can get about a inch
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#33
i know someone who can

he said his man chowder tasted like salty milk...

i was scarred
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#35
Quote by RinestoneCowboy
I like how there are more votes for "no" than "never tried".


It's a little worring though
#36
Quote by Jehuty
I think the pleasure from getting my dong sucked would be negated by the fact that I would have a dick in my mouth.


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#37
One, there is already this exact thread in the metal forum, although it says "Self-Fellatio"

Second, we have already had one before on this topic, and got many answers similar to Jehuty's.

I actually screencapped the first few responses of that thread.
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That quote, in some form, has come up every singe time a thread about this has been posted for as long as I've been here. But yeah, +1.
Yeah, basically.
#38
also, 47 people so far have lied on that poll.
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