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Eternal life
95 83%
Immortal
19 17%
Voters: 114.
#1
Eternal life and you r around your 20s all the time. But you can die from gunshots and injuries.

Or live 100 years completely immortal and u age just as normal but u just cant die.
Damn, officer, you must have been going fast to keep up with me

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Last edited by Masilla at Oct 4, 2009,
#2
How do you live 100 years immortal? Don't you mean invulnerable?

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wat

#3
Quote by Masilla
Eternal life and you r around your 20s all the time. But you can die from gunshots and injuries.

Or live 100 years completely immortal but u age just as normal but u just cant die.

???

i'd go with the first option, though honestly i have no idea what you are talking about.
#4
Quote by Jaymz_515
How do you live 100 years immortal? Don't you mean invulnerable?


Yea invulnerable
Damn, officer, you must have been going fast to keep up with me

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#5
Eternal life FTW

I'd just stay the hell away from idiots with guns, simplez.
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#6
Eternal life if I can choose to kill myself whenever I want.
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#8
Eternal Life.

I don't have any enemies willing to shoot me, so i'll be fine.
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#9
Eternal life. I don't want to live forever, with this I have the option to kill myself or get into a fistfight with an elephant.
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#10
The eternal life option sounds best. The other option just seems stupid really.
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#13
I'd choose immortal, eventually someone would develop super awesome plastic surgery so I could look young.
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#14
Quote by DieGarbageMan
if you are immortal you cannot die of old age..


ure immortal 100 years, then u die mooo
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#15
Quote by Nietsche
Eternal life FTW

I'd just stay the hell away from idiots with guns, simplez.

If some people knew you had eternal life they would be dying to catch you with their guns to get media attention.
#16
Immortal.

It would suck having to make new friends all the time.
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#17
Quote by mentalrazorback
The eternal life option sounds best. The other option just seems stupid really.


Why?

I don't know which option I'd take but both has it's merits.

If you could live completely invulnerable you could do things that no other person could do (including the eternal life person).

How about;

- Being able to jump off massive cliffs/out of airplanes without any injury.
- Being able to surf tsunamis.
- Being able to drive/bike/fly faster than anyone else.
- Swim with sharks/play with lions.
- Fight and end any war completely on your own.
- Strap some jet nozzles to you and go to the moon.
- Rock climb without a harness
- Cross roads without looking

etc etc
Last edited by ClaptonWannabe at Oct 4, 2009,
#18
Quote by ClaptonWannabe
Why?

I don't know which option I'd take but both has it's merits.

If you could live completely invulnerable you could do things that no other person could do (including the eternal life person).

How about;

- Being able to jump off massive cliffs/out of airplanes without any injury.
- Being able to surf tsunamis.
- Being able to drive/bike/fly faster than anyone else.
- Swim with sharks/play with lions.
- Fight and end any war completely on your own.
- Strap some jet nozzles to you and go to the moon.

etc etc
YEAH, THAT.
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#20
Quote by ClaptonWannabe
Why?

I don't know which option I'd take but both has it's merits.

If you could live completely invulnerable you could do things that no other person could do (including the eternal life person).

How about;

- Being able to jump off massive cliffs/out of airplanes without any injury.
- Being able to surf tsunamis.
- Being able to drive/bike/fly faster than anyone else.
- Swim with sharks/play with lions.
- Fight and end any war completely on your own.
- Strap some jet nozzles to you and go to the moon.
- Rock climb without a harness
- Cross roads without looking

etc etc


What if you fall into a pit and can't get out?
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#21
Quote by Kensai
What if you fall into a pit and can't get out?


There is that. Having a spotter would be good.

Edit: Thought of another good one.

You could drink/smoke/do as many drugs as you could possibly ever imagine.

Edit 2: Or stand in the middle of a tornado.

Edit 3: If you were on the top floor of a building and wanted to get to the bottom - ignore the lifts, just find an open window.
Last edited by ClaptonWannabe at Oct 4, 2009,
#22
Quote by maidenfan15
Eternal life if I can choose to kill myself whenever I want.


/Thread.
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#25
Death is just as much of a gift as life.

Humans are just not as aware of it, and have grown to fear it.

edit:
also

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Last edited by RazorTheAwesome at Oct 4, 2009,
#26
Eternal life, definitely. This way when I'm finally tired of living I can kill myself
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#27
Quote by RazorTheAwesome
Death is just as much of a gift as life.

Humans are just not as aware of it, and have grown to fear it.

edit:
also



Prophetic fail.
#28
Quote by ClaptonWannabe
Prophetic fail.


elaborate
VERY METAL!
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RIP Ronnie James Dio

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RazorTheAwesome, if I was a Ditto, I'd transform into YOU

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Basically god wanted to punish people for getting educated/eating apples.

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We all desire a little pussy.
#29
Eternal life, not for the whole kill myself possibility just ... wheres the fun in a sword fight if you know you dont need the shield?
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#31
eternal (or until i choose to end it) life
Scar tissue that I wish you saw
Sarcastic mister know it all
Close your eyes and I'll kiss you cause
With the birds I'll share
This lonely view
#32
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I fell into a pit back in 07


And im still here



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#33
Quote by Masilla
Eternal life where you are around your 20s all the time. But you can die from gunshots and injuries.

Or live immortal where you age just as normal but you just cant die.


Fixed. this is version is much easier to understand hopefully. I choose Eternal Life.
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#35
The first one, that way my hope that death comes swiftly will be the only way it comes.

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I fell into a pit back in 07


And im still here



This reminds me of the time this guy was talking about an actual pit near his house and used it as an extended metaphor for the Pit and life in general.


It was deep
Last edited by thewho65 at Oct 5, 2009,
#37
Quote by Kensai
Eternal life. I don't want to live forever, with this I have the option to kill myself or get into a fistfight with an elephant.

Pretty much.

Who wants to live to be over 100, guaranteed? I'd rather have some semblance of control over when I die, while being healthy and fucking awesome the whole time.
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#38
Quote by Kensai
What if you fall into a pit and can't get out?

Noclip.
#39
Eternal life. Live long enough, and eventually humanity will see th error of its ways and violence will end!


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