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#1
The band I'm in asked me to get a pair of skinny jeans, but I don't know where to start.

First of all, do they make mens skinny jeans? Like in male sizes, but still "skinny"?
If not, where would I look the least gay getting womens jeans?

How tight are skinny jeans supposed to be? Like I honestly have no idea how tight they're supposed to feel.

Are skinny jeans extremely uncomfortable? I've heard some people getting "stuck" in them and needing to be cut out...


Finally, I'm not gay. Don't even say it.
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#2
quit your band


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Pac Sun has mens skinny jeans. And if you're feeling daring you can get girls skinny jeans there.
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They be grippin' your balls man.
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Nah, you can get men's skinny jeans, and I actually find my skinnies more comfortable than my normal jeans.
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Next thing you know, he's gonna be straightening his hair. :|
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#8
If people accuse you of being gay because you wear skinny jeans, just refer them to hair metal bands.

They're not the most comfortable things in the world, but they're not bad.
#9
dude skinnys r comfy, and ya the make guys skinneys, but they cost like 80 bucks. if u wanna decent pair go to a stitches if they hav that where u r, thats where all my friends get their skinnys (dun worry btw, lots of straight men wear tight pants)
#11
If you want skinny jeans that dont constrict your balls, look online for punk jeans.
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#12
They do make men's skinny jeans, just try them on so they don't feel to tight. But honestly, tell your bandmates to gtfo telling you how to dress.
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#14
Men don't have "skinny" jeans, we have slim fit, which is alright (not too tight), and we also have the stretch-fit, which is tighter.

Look at some "Krew" skater jeans that are stretchy, those are what you're looking for.


Also, never buy girl jeans, the crotch area is much much smaller, and it isn't fun.
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#16
Why the hell did your band ask you to get skinny jeans? (not that have anything against them, i have a pair)
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#17
You can get mens skinny jeans all over the place now. Try Topman, there's enough of those around, if you're in the UK.
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#19
This hardcore band I was in wanted me to wear skinny jeans. I like my balls to have breathing room, so I said fuck that.


It turns out they WERE gay.
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#20
Quit your band. Seriously.

I'm a "hxc" kid. I wear skinny jeans and play in a hardcore band. But you're band has a ****ing dress code???

Quit.
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#22
dude, really, don't. If everyone else wants to wear skinnies and look like, well. I won't say because i'll get e-raped and i lost my flameshield ages ago, but just wear baggies or something and Air Force Ones and look different. That way, you stand out a little from the rest of your band and look pure badass...

or just leave your band?
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#23
I dunno, but all I will say is that:

If you're a fatass, skinny jeans do NOT make you skinny. They just make fat bulge in unnatural places.
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#24
... why do they want you to get skinny jeans...
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#25
why the f u c k would you change how you dress for your band?

They can **** off... and your band sucks, I can tell.
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#27
o, and REAL hardcore(minor threat, bad brains, etc) wore what was most comfortable, not fashionable. What people call hxc today is a fking disgrace..
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#28
Depends, I got some straight fit jeans, which are basically skinny's that don't restrict your balls.
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Depends, I got some straight fit jeans, which are basically skinny's that don't restrict your balls.


That's perfect, I'll probably look for a pair of them instead.
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Hot Topic has skinnies for like 30 bucks. Dont listen to these idiots skinny jeans have enough ball room if you get mens skinnies. And theyre super comfy.
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Hot Topic has skinnies for like 30 bucks. Dont listen to these idiots skinny jeans have enough ball room if you get mens skinnies. And theyre super comfy.

hot topic is for posers, emos, and wanna-be rebels. Anyone who goes in there deserves to be shot in the balls, then the face
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#35
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The band I'm in asked me to get a pair of skinny jeans, but I don't know where to start.

First of all, do they make mens skinny jeans? Like in male sizes, but still "skinny"?
If not, where would I look the least gay getting womens jeans?

How tight are skinny jeans supposed to be? Like I honestly have no idea how tight they're supposed to feel.

Are skinny jeans extremely uncomfortable? I've heard some people getting "stuck" in them and needing to be cut out...


Finally, I'm not gay. Don't even say it.


i don't understand how you don't know what skinny jeans are?

there everywhere.
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Why do they want you to get it??

We're a hardcore/metalcore band, and they wanted me to get a pair of skinnys because I'm ****ishly thin.
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hot topic is for posers, emos, and wanna-be rebels. Anyone who goes in there deserves to be shot in the balls, then the face

Whoa now! I buy my shirts there. STFU!
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We're a hardcore/metalcore band, and they wanted me to get a pair of skinnys because I'm ****ishly thin.

Nah they want you to wear them so you look the same as them, thus becoming just another trend band.
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lol...metalcore
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#40
It starts with skinny jeans.

Next you'll be asked to straighten your hair, dye it black, and then get blond highlights. Unless, of course, your hair is already like that, in which case you are past salvation and you might as well go and get the skinny jeans anyway.
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