#1
Okay, so here's the deal. I need some tips, fast. I had an old friend call me out of the blue like an hour ago and she's on her way to my place for some sex, and I wanna make sure she has a good time. Tips from the pit?
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#3
^ Why?
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#4
Sex thread.

But to save you some time, make sure it all goes inside the ear, ok?
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#6
Well I'd rub out that first easy one while you wait if I were you...
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#7
My bad, forgot the sex thread
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#9
Just be honest, hand her a vibrator and tell her it'll perform better than you ever could. Simple.
#11
I know theres a sex thread but i think you should report these threads after we've got all the funny answers out of the way.
#12
Booty call!



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#14
Close your eyes and imagine its your old busdriver sucking your dick.
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#15
lmao, rubbing out the first one's always a good option. I would say start slowing down before ur about to let one off, then adjust positions.

But, yeah. Sex thread. Toly.
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#16
Jerk off right before you have sex. Trust me, it helps. Alcohol can help you last longer also.
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I know theres a sex thread but i think you should report these threads after we've got all the funny answers out of the way.


Tbh, I think we should have only threads, I jst think the site should be designed like this

#18
you want to make sure she has a good time??




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Tbh, I think we should have only threads, I jst think the site should be designed like this


I see that you have spell check enabled but ignore it completely...
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Okay, so here's the deal. I need some tips, fast. I had an old friend call me like an hour ago after pestering her for weeks and she's on her way to my place for some sex, and I wanna make sure she has a good time. Tips from the pit?


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