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#1
yes , this is very imature and you can flame me for it all you want . my ex-boyfriend is being an idiot , so i need ideas for insults or just something to say to make him leave me alone for good , because everything i say to him falls on deaf ears and i really need help .
#4
****. Massive, Floppy, ****.

You could call your ex-boyfriend that, too.
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#5
But it's a girl!
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#6
*** ****-**** **** is my favorite
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#9
Google.


EDIT:
Actually, I'll help.

*** **** ***** **** ****** *** **** cat ***** ******* ***** *** ***** ***** naked chipmunk eating **** ******* ****** ****** ****** in bed *****. Pillock.
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
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#13
Tell him you're going to be the bigger person and not stoop to his level with petty insults and then walk away. I actually just did that with one of my exes who sent me an email with a list of things she hated about me (a lot of them were pretty funny actually)

It works. Don't be 'that girl'
#18
just kick him in the balls and say he groped you.

or ignore him.
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#20
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Tell him you're going to be the bigger person and not stoop to his level with petty insults and then walk away. I actually just did that with one of my exes who sent me an email with a list of things she hated about me (a lot of them were pretty funny actually)

It works. Don't be 'that girl'


this. rise above it.
#22
seriously, i know people say 'just ignore them' but it's actually good. if anything it's the best insult of all. whenever somebody gets pissed at me and goes off on me i'll just be like 'i see...i'm sorry i missed that could you repeat it to someone who cares?'
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#23
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You have a small penis and I will tell all your friends

hahahahaha

This, seriously. If you are gonna be immature, go all out with it.
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#24
Yeah, TS be bigger than him man. My ex did all sorts of fun stuff to me after she left me, and long story short, no one likes her anymore.
Jesus wouldn't give you the sweat off of his balls if you were dying of thirst.
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#26
As long as it's not cliche you should be fine.
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#28
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Vous etes un boulanger!

(You are a baker.)



Ich bin Ein Berliner!


(I am a donut!)


#30
Cum guzzling buttslut?

But seriously, just ignore him, get over it, seems kind of childish.
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#32
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Ich bin Ein Berliner!


(I am a donut!)




had he said ich bin berliner, it would have been wrong, as he isn't actually from Berlin.

he said it correctly and nobody thought he meant jelly donut. that's just plain retarded.
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#33
Your parents hate you. I dun understand why they didn't abort you.
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#34
"you made me gay"
Scar tissue that I wish you saw
Sarcastic mister know it all
Close your eyes and I'll kiss you cause
With the birds I'll share
This lonely view
#35
Call him a cotton headed ninny muggins.
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#37
**** you.


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#38
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had he said ich bin berliner, it would have been wrong, as he isn't actually from Berlin.

he said it correctly and nobody thought he meant jelly donut. that's just plain retarded.

Really? I read that a ****load of people misinterpreted that.
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