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#9
I saw a woman get an erection in the deodorant aisle! =O
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#10
when played runescape there was a massive wal mart thread on the forums bahah.
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#11
I saw a dude picking up a Bra in the womens section and placing it on his chest. It was a Hot pink Bra too.

Creepy thing is, I knew him and knew he owned a Pediphile Van.
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#12
I've seen so many Mom/Kid arguments in Wal-Mart I wouldn't be able to count them, but this back and forth stands out:

Mom: No Tim you're not getting the toy!
Tim: Fine! I'll just go stay with Dad and his boyfriend!

The kid got the toy.
#14
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I've seen so many Mom/Kid arguments in Wal-Mart I wouldn't be able to count them, but this back and forth stands out:

Mom: No Tim you're not getting the toy!
Tim: Fine! I'll just go stay with Dad and his boyfriend!

The kid got the toy.




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#15
omg does anyone remember that one shirt thats like.
had wolves on it. and the comments on it was like

"YOUR SHIRT CURED MY AIDS"

"there is no way our shirt cured aids..."

*sorry completely random*

something on topic--.... i see lots of amish people at walmart...
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#17
The other day my mom was talking about the Wal-Mart superstore opening up in our county. I mean, if you've seen the inside of a regular Wal-Mart, I'm pretty sure you can imagine what's inside of the Super Wal-Mart.

:shudders:
#19
we had a lady throw a quarter at my friend once. then she came over and grinded up against him to pick it up. her pants were halfway down the whole time. totally random. totally ugly. just walked away. we didn't know what to think.
#20
walmarts around where i live are like third world countries. nothing is on the shelves, barefoot children in the aisles crying alone, entire families pulling caravans of carts, birds on the ground eating whatever food was dropped.

but it's the only place where you can buy a shotgun, a gallon of Dubra, and the latest star wars action figure at 3 in the morning
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#21
if you missed it read the reviews for TS's link haha
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#22
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I saw a woman get an erection in the deodorant aisle! =O
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#23
I work at Wal Mart and boy do I have a story.

One night I was working (in electronics) and this kid was riding around on his skateboard. I told him he had to stop riding it and he got off. He kept walking around with his board in hand and started playing one of our video game displays. He had the board on the floor with one foot on it, rolling it back and forth, and I knew he'd get on it. Sure enough he did, so I told him he needed to get off the skateboard, and that if I saw him on it again I would kick him out. The kid looked pissed off, and left the department. I went to the manager's office to let my boss know that I had told this kid I'd kick him out and sorta asked for permission, he just said I gave the kid more chances than he would have.

About an hour later, my boss tells me that he found the same kid sitting outside the fitting rooms with a car magazine, jerking off to the chicks in the magazine. He kicked the kid out, but he wasn't prosecuted since the kid was only 13.
#24
This guy got into a big argument with the cashier trying to buy like 30 TV dinners. I could tell he owned a mini-mart that he was trying to stock. I hate people who do **** like that...
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#26
i work at walmart and the only weird stuff i get are all the foreign people that barely speak english

but, i work in gainesville and it's right the street from the university of florida, so most of the customers are college kids and they're pretty cool

plus, like 85% of the girls at UF are ridiculously hot
#27
I'm too good for Wal-Mart, I shop at Target
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#28

OK! Everything else was mild compared to this! Hope that lady taught some lessons to that child! That's horrifying!
#29
I've seen weirder things in the city, seeing as we don't have Wal-Mart here. Our equivalent is Big-W where all the bogans go. It's pretty terrible.

One time I saw a fat old lady walking down the street wearing very little. It was like a bowling ball coming at you. I averted my eyes so as to avoid the retina-stinging sensation.

Also saw a guy with dreadlocks to the ground, with full-body tattoos. That was a bit more awesome than bowling ball lady.
#30
I am now the third person who works at Wal-Mart to post in this thread...brothers unite!!

I work in what I am pretty sure is a top candidate for "Worst Wal-Mart in the World", mainly because it's just north of Chicago near three not-so-great cities. Needless to say, I see A LOT of crazy stuff every day I go to work. One that stuck in my mind was this pleasant interaction between a mother and her child when I was on a register one night:

Little boy: *pushes turnstyle with bags*
Mom: Stop that.
Little boy: *pushes turnstyle again*
Mom: I said stop that.
Little boy: *pushes turnstyle again*
Mom: *slaps boy's hand* Stop!
Little boy: *pauses, then pushes turnstyle again*
Mom: YOU DO THAT ONE MORE TIME AND I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL STAB THE **** OUT OF YOU!
Little boy: *looks at turnstlye, looks at mom, then walks away*

I feared for my own life.
#32
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but it's the only place where you can buy a shotgun, a gallon of Dubra, and the latest star wars action figure at 3 in the morning

Nope, tried it. Sporting goods closes up at 10 pm, no ammo or gun sales. Terrible shame..
#33
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Nope, tried it. Sporting goods closes up at 10 pm, no ammo or gun sales. Terrible shame..



you must not live in or near NY state
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didnt read ur post tho so dont know what im agreeing to.

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#34
I usually go there and laugh at my dad for not completing high school

but he knows I only kid with him though
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#36
ahhh...good ol' wal-mart. when i was younger, some friends and i would go there when it was like 1-2am and play man-hunt. get a lot of weird looks when youre running around, jumping over stuff and diving into like clothes racks and ****. good times.
#37
Walmart is amazing.


That people of walmart website is great. I discovered it a month or two ago.

Just saw this one and had a good lol:



with the caption: This guy looks like a real life Dr. Seuss character!


#38
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Walmart is amazing.


That people of walmart website is great. I discovered it a month or two ago.

Just saw this one and had a good lol:



with the caption: This guy looks like a real life Dr. Seuss character!



#39
I work at Wal Mart also. I just push carts and f u ck around. Easiest job ever.
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#40
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Today I saw a woman sporting this fine piece of clothing.

Share your stories from Wal-Mart.



yes!!

cory.. my friend has that VERY SAME shirt!!


i lold soooooooo hard at that. i got teary eyed.

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