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Just come up with the most creative threat you can.
Mine is : Im going to bend you over a barrel **** you in the ass, then shoot you in the chest **** that wound then im going to rip off your head and **** your throat!
"I'm going to drill a hole in your head and skullfuck you."

Most creative threat that's ever been used at me.
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I'm perfectly capable of rating my own poo, I don't need a website to help me. I've devised strict criteria based on texture, smell, ease of passing and numerous other factors. It's even colour-coded.

I'm going to take all your pillow cases forcing you to be unusually careful when carrying drinks if you don't want stains all over your pillows.
I'm gonna read this thread, laugh about how crap it is, then report it.

Up for you to decide whether I mean that.
im going to take you out for a nice dinner, take you home, **** your brains out without a condom, impregnate you, tie you down to your bed, pour gas all over your house and burn the ****er down.
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I'm gonna read this thread, laugh about how crap it is, then report it.

Up for you to decide whether I mean that.

i give you the clap stack for that one

drink it in!
I'm going to take you out for a romantic dinner, walk you to your door, kiss you good night on the cheek, and call you in the morning!
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MyNameIsLame just nailed it (actually both his statements did some nailing).

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This is honestly the best first post I've ever seen

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"im gonna turn you upside down and take a potato peeler to your ankle."
"how about i come over there and snap your head off with a pair of bolt cutters"
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i'll sew your asshole closed and just keep feedin you, and feedin you, and feedin you!

I'll put ur nuts on a table and hit that shat with a spiked bat like BOOM!
Want something that looks like spam but is actually legit?! Well I have the thing for you. Nah dude, I actually get legit MS points from this and do like 2 surveys and you can get about 400.

I use:

"I'll eat your babies."

"I'll rape your babies."

"I'll eat your family."

"I'll rape your family."

Not very original really, but whatever.
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I'm going to dump you on the side of the road in the middle of the desert, then come back a week later & put those little packets of silica gel that come with shoes in your mouth.


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I'm going to take the ink out of your printer so that next time you try to print you'll be like 'hey, why isn't this printing?'
"I'm going to slice out your eyes, and your balls. And then I am going to stick your eyes in your ball sacks. And then I will take your balls, and I will put them in your eyeholes! "

sim simma

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I will threaten to cut off your fingers, then bid you good day.
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I'm going to take the letters from your mail box so your utilities are cut off and the bank comes to repossess your house. ****tard.
"Now listen up everybody, listen up or i'm cutting your ears off with shears."

"Shut up, or i'll set you on fire!"

"What are you laughing at?!?!! I swear!! This chalk is going up your nose and out your finger. And that's IMPOSSIBLE!!!"

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"im gonna kick you in the cooter"
"i will reach up your ass, remove your intestines and strangle you with them"
"mother****er, i will eat your face"
"im gonna impregnate your mother/wife/girlfriend and push her down the stairs"

im not very good at this
I'm gonna come into your house when you are asleep and pour the contents of a boiling kettle on your head.

Think of that next time you are not allowed to laugh.
I'm going to iron your shirt.

Think about it for a while.

Think of that next time you are not allowed to laugh.