#1
I have no idea how I got it. It is super uncommon in males. It hurts when I pee. Sometimes I piss blood. Has anyone else gone through this? It's pretty painful...
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#4
You can piss on a vampire and get away with it, nice one.
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#7
Don't put your peepee in other peoples poopers.
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#10
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Seriously, ouch, can it be sured?

assuming you meant cured, yes. I am on antibiotics right now but it can take up to a week for me to stop pissing blood. :/
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#11
I don't have that problem. But sometimes my pee is white and sometimes it's yellow. It freaks me out maaaan....
#12
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haha that would be funny, but that's not how I got it, considering I have never had anal sex, or sex at all, for that matter.
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#13
that's what you get for not wearing a condom when you do your boyfriend up the ass.
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haha that would be funny, but that's not how I got it, considering I have never had anal sex, or sex at all, for that matter.

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#17
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#19
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inb4 I Cum Blood

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