#1
they're going to fix my broken collar bone.

any of you guys have had surgery before?

i hope i don't get a boner while i'm passed out.
#2


It can happen but you'd most likely be bleeding too much to get a boner.

Need blood for a boner.
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#3
I've never had surgery before. I've also only once in my life broken a bone, and that was at birth. It took them a month to find out. My parents wondered why I cried so much.



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Good luck, by the way.
#4
Quote by Jehuty
I've never had surgery before. I've also only once in my life broken a bone, and that was at birth. It took them a month to find out. My parents wondered why I cried so much.



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Good luck, by the way.


thanks,
im getting kinda nervous.
#5
Yeh I have had surgery many times

I had open heart surgery a few years ago
#7
good luck. I hope you wake up with both your kidneys...
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#8
I've had surgery on my finger.
They installed 40% more awesome.
...4srsly though when I was younger my finger was webbed from about the joint of the last digit to the joint connected to my hand. Its pretty much all better now.
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#9
I had it when I was 2 years old.
And you can't get a boner while under the knife, your body won't be ale to do that.
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#10
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#11
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Yeh I have had surgery many times

I had open heart surgery a few years ago


its pretty amazing what we can achieve these days eh?
#13
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its pretty amazing what we can achieve these days eh?

Yeh I know, the surgery sounded very complicated and complexed, I was in the surgery for a good few hours, they sawed through my ribs too
#14
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Yeh I know, the surgery sounded very complicated and complexed, I was in the surgery for a good few hours, they sawed through my ribs too


yeah thats brutal, what happened?

Im getting a bone graft.
#15
you'll get such an amazing boner that it'll stop all blood flow to the area that is being operated on, the surgeons will take a picture of it, post it all over the internet and shiit.
and you'll be asleep and won't know anything about it

good luck.
#16
Yup had surgery once, they put 3-4kg of metal(titanium)in my back. surgery lasted 7-8 hours. It's cool, you sleep, and then you wake up all drugged up
#17
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I had it when I was 2 years old.
And you can't get a boner while under the knife, your body won't be ale to do that.


Wrong.
#18
yeah thats brutal, what happened?

Im getting a bone graft.

I had a hole in my heart and if I didn't get surgery done I probably would have died in my 20's. They had to saw through my ribs to hget to my heart.
What's a bone graft?

Yup had surgery once, they put 3-4kg of metal(titanium)in my back. surgery lasted 7-8 hours. It's cool, you sleep, and then you wake up all drugged up

+1 I remember waking up and being all happy and relaxed.....

then I woke up the next day in a lot of pain
#19
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+1 I remember waking up and being all happy and relaxed.....

then I woke up the next day in a lot of pain


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#20


warning : graphic story.

slipped off my skateboard and landed with my arm stretched out to the ground as my body went horizontal and parallel to the ground. my arm snapped underneath the weight of my body causing my radius bone to stick out of my arm. i was too bewildered at the sight of my bone showing through my skin to even cry. after 4 unsuccessful attempts to "snap" my arm back together, i had surgery.

now, i have a metal plate and bolts / screws throughout my right arm.

but, staying in the hospital was relaxing. after the surgery, they asked me what food i wanted. whatever i felt like eating, they would run out and get me it. i said "i'd like some outback steakhouse." they rushed out, got me some steak, movies, magazines, and friendly 24/7 service as i stayed overnight.
"take your form
be my fear, be my hope
be the indication
if i'm right or wrong

take your most dreadful form
and let it be known"
he provided assurance
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#21
had surgery 4 times
its really not that bad,
you'll just be tired when you wake up and a lil sore but nothnig major at all
#22
I never had any major stuff however during a minor surgery it was discovered that painkillers have almost no effect on me, even high doses lasting for only a few minutes. It wasn't fun.

On the subject of broken bones, I broke my wrist twice and didn't find out until just recently (years later).
#23
Here my scar


It used to be a lot more pink and I used to get called fanny chest

Looking back on it was actually a funny insult
#24
When i was a baby the valve in my stomach was broken so every time i ate food i would throw up. I almost died, but then i got surgery and i was all better.
ED REED BABY
#25
I had arthroscopic surgery on my knee once. I was super nervous especially when they make you sign the piece of paper that says "the anaestehia might kill you, we don't know if it will." Everything went fine and you have nothing to worry about know.
#26
I had 4 adult teeth removed when I was 10 under a General. You'll be fine.
#27
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#28
Good luck! you'll be ok. Don't worry.

I had surgery on my balls lol. No joke. I was playing softball in high school. I was looking around, not paying attention and the person up to bat hit a long drive into my nuts. The veins got all tangled up and I had to have surgery. It sucked big time.

Once again, good luck and don't worry too much.
#29
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It can happen but you'd most likely be bleeding too much to get a boner.

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