#1
I got up this morning at 9 and got ready for class, and left at 10, closing the gate to our property behind me like I always do. We have one of those electronic gates that only open with the buttons, and the buttons are in the house and our cars.

Anyway. I didn't realize that there is someone working in our back yard today (1 acre). With his truck. And a huge wood chipper. He got here at like 7. Parents are paying him to cut down some trees and chip the smaller branches.

When I got home just now at 4:00pm, his truck and the chipper were still back there and he is not to be seen. Looks like he must have gotten a ride from someone and climbed over.

It doesn't look like anything got done, either.

God damnit. I am going to get hell for this.
"The future's uncertain, and The End is always near."
-Jim Morrison
#4
Sounds like you may be wealthy, you shouldn't have trouble finding a replacement. I'm assuming.
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#5
Aren't all mistakes stupid? Hmm...?


But yeah that story made me laugh, thanks
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#6
Maybe he fell into the woodchipper and you are just jumping to wild conclusions.
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#9
i am legititmately scared about facing my parents.
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#10
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When I got home just now at 4:00pm, his truck and the chipper were still back there


Either he is a murderer hiding in your house, or he was murdered by the murderer hiding in your house. So yeah I wouldnt worry so much about facing your parents, as youll be dead before they even get home.
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Maybe he fell into the woodchipper and you are just jumping to wild conclusions.


Very clever.
#12
waitwaitwait confused....what happened?
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i am legititmately scared about facing my parents.


why? you said you weren't aware, so if they didn't give you a heads up thats their fault. If it had been the other way around and you had forgotten to close the gate, which resulted in someone coming into your property and messing up your lawn, then they can be pissed.
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#14
i dont see how this is your fault
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#15
Wait a minute... what the FUCK happened to the dude?!
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#23
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#24
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I'm sure you'll be able to take a bath in money to calm yourself down if things get too tough right? Mr 'ive got an electronic gate and order slaves in to chop down my trees'


that would be my parents, bud.
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Your parents bathe in money!?!

sure.
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#27
20 years old, and your balls haven't dropped enough to face your parents with such an honest mistake as that.
#28
You made a mistake...
Tell your 'rents. Own up to it.
That's what grown-ups do.
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You made a mistake...
Tell your 'rents. Own up to it.
That's what grown-ups do.



Touche. This Man Owns.
#30
I just showed your parents this thread, brah...so many threads about people having to face their parents lately.
#31
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You made a mistake...
Tell your 'rents. Own up to it.
That's what grown-ups do.


If you are implying that I'm not going to, your mistaken. No need to begin to assault my integrity.

I just know that they're going to be disappoint. No one enjoys disappointing someone they respect.
"The future's uncertain, and The End is always near."
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